Jonathan Harris

Is 2025 Trump the primary contender for Most Iconic Photos in a Single Year? Once a week now this guy is putting out another all-time classic.

Though even if that wasn’t your motivation, that’s definitely what you’d say NOW, right? Instapardon.

Cotton would have bombed Jack and Rose for trying to use that door as a WMD.

Is anyone buying this book for anything other than making fun of it on a podcast?

Why is he recording in the spaceship from This Island Earth?

me at 9:30 pm, starting the new Stranger Things

It's in limited release in theaters for two weeks and then hits Netflix on the 12th.

I have talked to multiple people about Wake Up Dead Man in the last few days who said they didn't even know a third Knives Out movie was out. Seems like Netflix doesn't care if people see or like their movies!

Hakeem Jeffries should pay me $10,000/month to tell him “no” on whatever the consultants he’s paying way more tell him to do.

Others have answered more eloquently, but: you need 2 at some point anyway (now or later). If you wait until later and miss, the game is over. If you go for it now and miss, at least you know that you need two more possessions. Still very likely to lose, but at least you can try to score twice.

Literally the only thing that can possibly cheer me up is getting to explain to someone why it’s a good decision to go for 2 down 9.

Honestly kind of gives away that this is a Steven Cheung original.

Marty McFly's 2015 teenage daughter (played by Michael J. Fox) saying "Mom? Mom, is that you?" in Back to the Future Part II.

Grok? Grok, is this true?

Tweet from DropSiteNews: Bari Weiss says she wants to use her new perch at CBS News to “redraw the lines of what falls in the 40 yards of acceptable debate” in American political and cultural life. She says the aim is to sideline voices like Hasan Piker, Tucker Carlson and Nick Fuentes, and elevate “charismatic” figures such as Alan Dershowitz and Dana Loesch who reflect “where the vast majority of Americans actually are.”

“The vast majority of Americans” are huge Dershowitz/Loesch fans.

Incredible to have your case thrown out and then be told you’re not even a real lawyer.

To clarify, these aren’t awful tech goons. These are people I respect with normal jobs. We have just created a bizarro world where many highly paid positions are easily replaced by the generic mistake machine. It feels bad, to me.

Been talking with people lately and it dawned on me how much money some people make. The conversations are always about how they now use LLMs to do most of their work.

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gonna be staring at that typo for the rest of the day

It would be valuable for Republicans and save them some disappoint to remember that Trump doesn't actually care about anything and will do a total about-face when a guy like Mamdani charms the pants off him.

Quote from Politico: “Are people ever going to be satisfied,” said one White House official, granted anonymity to discuss internal thinking. “No, because people in this country genuinely believe that the federal government is in possession of a list of pedophiles who work with Jeffrey Epstein. And that is just not true.”

Where ever could they have gotten that idea?

It’s A Wonderful Life except it’s about Charlie Kirk seeing how nearly everyone in his life would use his death to their personal advantage.

Lmao

ICE has been raiding my neighborhood and surrounding ones for the last couple of weeks now. They commandeered my local church (against the pastor's will) for a staging site and raided supermarkets, parks, Goodwills, bus stops, you name it.

The national media's been silent. So has @mayor.lacity.gov.

The writing is shit! Who is the audience for this?

🎶 ba-da-ba-ba-baaaa I'm incontinent 🎶

Seems like once a week there’s a new clip of one of these guys making up a bunch of fantasy nonsense. Are the audiences impressed? They go and applaud and walk out thinking “wow, I can’t wait until AI can teleport me to Hawaii just for the sunset”?

I read “Noem should resign and be criminally charged” and then kept reading and saw this is about a DIFFERENT THING than the other thing she should resign and be criminally charged for.

Thank you, that’s very nice!

Would be very funny if Greene successfully fragments MAGA, something Elon Musk tried to do, promptly failed, then went back with his tail between his legs.