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@evanb19.bsky.social

yep, it’s me.

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Sam LaPorta makes a preposterous catch for a TD

13.10.2025 02:30 — 👍 126    🔁 13    💬 1    📌 1

thank god the red zone channel started running commercials. when it was commercial-free i'd get to 7:30 p.m., look at how i'd spent my day, and realize i'd burned through an entire sunday without growing or developing at all as a consumer. and if i'm not a consumer i'm nothing at all

12.10.2025 18:46 — 👍 1959    🔁 208    💬 20    📌 3
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JORGE POLANCO WALKS IT OFF

11.10.2025 05:10 — 👍 704    🔁 114    💬 11    📌 42
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Cam Skattebo had one of the greatest high school highlights of all time in the California state championship game (he had 393 yards and 3 TDs and they won)

10.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 293    🔁 33    💬 13    📌 11
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resident evil: village time!

twitch.tv/jasteria

10.10.2025 01:06 — 👍 8    🔁 4    💬 0    📌 0

Ortiz was absolutely loving this sitting between AROD and Jeter

09.10.2025 03:08 — 👍 1557    🔁 390    💬 23    📌 99
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Kevin Gausman does not give a bleep about the censors.

09.10.2025 02:56 — 👍 251    🔁 47    💬 5    📌 46
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"Start spreading the news, bitches!"

09.10.2025 02:50 — 👍 806    🔁 277    💬 18    📌 62

when UNC scored on the first possession of the first game and Colin Cowherd immediately posted this, and then UNC lost by 34

08.10.2025 21:52 — 👍 2887    🔁 418    💬 51    📌 23

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

07.10.2025 23:44 — 👍 10733    🔁 4888    💬 194    📌 330
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the guy who caught cal raleigh’s homer was wearing a shirt that said dump 61 here and he immediately took it off and had a shirt that said dump 62 here

08.10.2025 01:43 — 👍 4350    🔁 849    💬 63    📌 244

RELEASE THE FOOTAGE YOU ALREADY SHOT

I NEED IT LIKE I NEED AIR

07.10.2025 16:32 — 👍 415    🔁 40    💬 15    📌 2

The Chiefs going 12-0 in one-score games last year and 0-3 this year is a clear omen the gods have abandoned them. It should be treated the same way ancient peoples treated solar eclipses and floods. They must sacrifice Harrison Butker at sunrise to rid themselves of evil

07.10.2025 13:10 — 👍 682    🔁 78    💬 19    📌 9

i know that the months leading up to the lexus december to remember sales event are an exciting time for many of you. it used to be for me, but most dealerships won't let me attend services because i named my kid toyotathon. they won't even let me wield the sceptre. i just thought it was a cool name

07.10.2025 14:40 — 👍 1823    🔁 225    💬 27    📌 6

DuFALLLLL

07.10.2025 03:18 — 👍 1774    🔁 125    💬 57    📌 7
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHMYGOD
Trevor Lawrence is something else

07.10.2025 03:10 — 👍 1461    🔁 254    💬 73    📌 278

Man that’s a game changing missed call on a ridiculously obvious penalty. Really bad!

07.10.2025 02:35 — 👍 723    🔁 53    💬 64    📌 10
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99 yd pick six for Devin Lloyd, this game has flip turned up side down

07.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 490    🔁 74    💬 19    📌 38
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I love the fact that football is determined to give us so much comedy this year

07.10.2025 01:17 — 👍 411    🔁 54    💬 16    📌 15

It’s happened to all of us? Speak for yourself Cris. I have never fumbled the ball in the National Football League.

06.10.2025 00:49 — 👍 3041    🔁 153    💬 82    📌 8

This doesn’t quite work

Ballgonedre Stevenson?

06.10.2025 00:44 — 👍 658    🔁 27    💬 30    📌 7
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Watch this Titans TD, TRUST ME. You cannot predict ball.

05.10.2025 23:02 — 👍 1760    🔁 351    💬 65    📌 192
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Bad Bunny responds to his Super Bowl critics in Spanish, and then English: “And, if you didn’t understand know what I just said, you have four months to learn!”

05.10.2025 13:44 — 👍 10184    🔁 2175    💬 203    📌 247
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UNC losing to TCU was worse than failing midterms.

04.10.2025 17:13 — 👍 98    🔁 10    💬 3    📌 4

Taylor loves including subtle, artfully-worded allusions to her personal life in her music, but sometimes listeners who aren’t steeped in her lifetime of lore—or who didn’t major in English!—might miss them.
For example, these lyrics about Travis Kelce’s penis are secretly about Travis Kelce’s penis

03.10.2025 16:05 — 👍 533    🔁 59    💬 13    📌 5
‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building
YouTube video by MSNBC ‘F--- them kids’: ICE agents drag children out of bed, ransack Chicago building

According to eyewitnesses, armed ICE agents dragged kids out of their beds in the middle of the night, zip tied them and put them in rented vans while raiding an * entire apartment building* on the South Side of Chicago.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=vOXO...

03.10.2025 11:36 — 👍 14440    🔁 7216    💬 1233    📌 758

Great command of the language on display here

02.10.2025 23:37 — 👍 9774    🔁 1008    💬 680    📌 61

the president of the united states wants to use the american military to kill american citizens on american soil. that's the whole story!

30.09.2025 14:43 — 👍 50023    🔁 15660    💬 676    📌 723

Spent the last decade reading conservative blogs use the word "Orwellian" more than they used the word "the" and now they're literally just saying "War is Peace" out loud in front of everybody.

30.09.2025 15:18 — 👍 9091    🔁 1966    💬 226    📌 36

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