Maria DeCotis

I actually do think I’m nonbinary but I don’t want to annoy my family any further.

Men look so different without their protein powder. They’re catfishing us, ladies.

I don’t like magic. If I wanted to spend my entire evening being deceived by a man, I’d go on a date.

One time I said the punishment for r*pe should be castration and men got SOOOOOOO MAD.

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and I am humbled to learn from and be expanded by hers. Her dedication, bravery, and expertise are undeniable and an indelible part of the cultural conversation around women’s right to express our pain. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/737402...

that women face online and the threats to our physical safety and health. In a world that demands we ignore and suppress our emotions around these constant injustices, it is dire that we use our voices. I’m so grateful Alia gave me the opportunity to use my voice

away, it is more important than ever to use our voices against these injustices and speak on the daily violence enacted against us by this administration. I feel so proud and honored to be the subject of a chapter of this book and a part of the conversation around the daily psychological attacks

@aliadastagir.bsky.social approached me in 2023 to be interviewed for a book she was working on about women and online abuse. I received the book a few days ago in the mail and it is more timely than ever. As the human rights of women, lgbtqia+ folks, and other marginalized people are being taken

Y’all, I found out flossing actually works. The dentists aren’t just saying that to be annoying. This isn’t an ad.

You’re in his DMs, I’m on 4th wave feminism Tok.

Men invented blue balls ‘cause they’ve never had to sit with the discomfort of being unsatisfied.

Labotomy is so barbaric, yet being fully conscious for men’s audacity is somehow much more savage.

Me to men: What are your intentions with my daughter? And by my daughter, I mean my inner child.

Which is also impossible because we live in a system that favors men’s word, safety, careers, and livelihoods above the lives of women.

Justice would be if you got back the time he took from you, the mental, physical, and spiritual health he took from you, the reversal of your PTSD, the return of your light. Which is impossible. And revenge would be if he could experience worse pain than what he made you feel.

Contrary to what patriarchy has taught us, talking about what a man did to you is NOT revenge. It’s not even accountability and it’s certainly not justice. It’s literally nothing. It is simply your right to speak. Him facing consequences for his actions would be accountability.

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Weaponized therapy speak used to gaslight women is the new-fangled labotomy.

Happy February Fool’s Day!

- me on Feb 14

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Made the mistake of going on a date with a man my age and he asked me to split an entree and then asked if I wanted to go back to his place.

I decided to treat myself yesterday by going to the doctor.

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All I want is to follow Elena Ferrante on Instagram.

Being a woman in your 30s is just every single one of your late 30s male friends being like, “I’m seeing a new girl. She’s really young…”

Every day I thank my lucky stars that I’m a woman because I can’t catch the male loneliness epidemic.

#femaleprivelege

This email could’ve been a front-facing video.

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I don’t want to start any new shows because I don’t want to get emotionally attached to any new characters or invest in any storylines and I also don’t want to feel hope.