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e.g. Jeff Lastname

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Seriously, I’m not serious but I am a critically thinking person and hope we have a light hearted yet humorless conversation about superficial issues that matter most, and I stand on that

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Maybe if we are nice to India, and apologize profusely, he can get dropped off on Sentinel island

03.03.2026 05:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wasnt my intention to German bash as much as it is Trump family bashing
Republicans and Christian hardliners gave up democracy, not this American

03.03.2026 05:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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As Mideast conflict widens, US says attacks on Iran will last weeks and intensify Iran and Iranian-backed militias have been firing missiles at Israel and Arab states, while Israel and the United States have been pounding targets in Iran.

Trump exposes Shreveport’s extensive vulnerability to a terrorist attack as Mideast conflict widens, US says attacks on Iran will last weeks and intensify dramatically if the Epstein rhetoric grows louder www.ksla.com/2026/03/02/w...

03.03.2026 04:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That totally Epstein of them to bring 16 year old Kat Abughazaleh into this

03.03.2026 03:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a man wearing a helmet stands in front of a crowd of people ALT: a man wearing a helmet stands in front of a crowd of people

Barron can be Field Marshal Barron Von Trump

03.03.2026 02:30 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 2    📌 0

LeVar Burton was typecast into 2 of the most popular and most loving characters. He’s a great actor and brought so much to ST

03.03.2026 02:24 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“I’m Jame(whistle) Comer…. from kentuckee”

02.03.2026 22:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They died to protect the Epstein files

02.03.2026 22:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s supposed to be called “golf gate” referencing a child pedophile ring at golf clubs in West Palm Beach Florida and Trump Tower NY

02.03.2026 22:33 — 👍 8    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Creole gumbo tomato and okra base

Creole gumbo tomato and okra base

02.03.2026 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Creole gumbo in the making

Creole gumbo in the making

02.03.2026 17:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I don’t see how that fleet in the Persian Gulf hasn’t mutinied already, gone back to Norfolk, and then the Admiral flying to DC to arrest the people involved with this action ??

02.03.2026 14:50 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0
Creole Gumbo ingredients: onion tomato, bell pepper, celery, garlic, 14 herbs and spices. Chicken & andouille in the fridge

Creole Gumbo ingredients: onion tomato, bell pepper, celery, garlic, 14 herbs and spices. Chicken & andouille in the fridge

It’s Monday, so you know I have something cooking in the kitchen

02.03.2026 14:47 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

39 years since TNG first aired
That’s almost a decade

02.03.2026 04:08 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Iran live updates: Trump says there will 'likely' be more US casualties The U.S. and Israel launched a joint attack on Iran on Saturday, officials said.

As trump ramps up his war to distract from the Epstein files, promises that there will be more US casualties if the Epstein rhetoric continues… abcnews.com/Internationa...

01.03.2026 22:45 — 👍 3    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0
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Prosecution says it has ‘lewd and lascivious’ photo of then-DeRidder mayor and victim; defense says case built on rumors Court is back in session today in the sex crimes trial of former DeRidder Mayor Misty Roberts.

Prosecution says it has ‘lewd and lascivious’ photo of then-DeRidder mayor and victim at Epstein style party at her house; defense says case built on rumors www.kalb.com/2026/02/26/j...

28.02.2026 16:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Our president will start a war with Iran because he has absolutely no ability to negotiate, he weak and ineffective. So the only way he figure he gonna stay in office is if he starts a war with Iran…. “

DJ. Trump -circa 2011

28.02.2026 14:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

People mentioned prominently aren’t Bill and Hillary. Let’s bring in people who’s mentioned more times than there are stars in the sky to testify

27.02.2026 19:10 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

They’re definitely standing back and standing by for something…..

27.02.2026 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

Again, the enforcers of the law are not enforcing the law

27.02.2026 03:03 — 👍 18    🔁 3    💬 2    📌 0

She might’ve divorced Bill if she won on 2016 in the middle of her second term if there’s anything horrible Mr Clinton got wrapped up in, but that’s a discussion they’re having in another timeline

26.02.2026 23:40 — 👍 1    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

I want my Amazon Alexa wake-up word to be “Miss Information”

26.02.2026 21:57 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Much like poo, you’re going to smell the gumbo before you see it. Hopefully the gumbo aroma stimulates the hunger

26.02.2026 15:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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Is it legal in Florida to dump leaves from a neighbor's tree back in their yard? Navigating neighbor disputes over yard debris in Florida can be tricky. Who is legally responsible for fallen leaves, fruit, and trees?

Did MAGA Governor Ronda Santis really sign legislation into law legalizing the act of gathering up tree leaves and dumping them back to the neighbors yard?? 😱 🥶 www.news-journalonline.com/story/news/2...

26.02.2026 05:27 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why can’t we ever have a foundational Black American as president??

I’m sick of these second generation Americans boody raping the country as soon as the get in office

25.02.2026 14:55 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He’s still talking at the SOTU. Nobody has come and told him to stop talking

25.02.2026 14:52 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Wonder if the SOTU is really as crazy as the man giving it?
Maybe if we ignore the SOTU like the 25th amendment, it’ll go away like the 1st?

25.02.2026 02:17 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Poo pellets from dehydration and lack of exercise. I think you’re absolutely correct

25.02.2026 01:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

50 is the upper limit threshold

24.02.2026 18:25 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Judging by this shart chart, what kind of 💩 did the POTUS put down the kitchen sink and wash down with the hot water spray?

#ShartChart

24.02.2026 18:17 — 👍 6    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0