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Ancient Eldritch Abomination. Asexual. Autistic. Boatie. Changeling. Feminist. Genderqueer-Agender. Ineffable Auncle. Misfortune Teller. Parent of shinyshinyleaf. Space Monkey. SteamGoth. TBI Survivor. Therian. paypal.me/CanalCryptid

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Rainbow Capitalism in 2024: "Welcome to the Amazon dot com Love Is Love Pride Pavilion!"

Rainbow Capitalism in 2026:
"Use code TRANSRIGHTS to save 5% on your ride to the Gender Realignment Camp!"

01.03.2026 04:22 β€” πŸ‘ 92    πŸ” 25    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Biro sketch of a mari in crosshatching

Biro sketch of a mari in crosshatching

Biro sketch of a mari tonight

01.03.2026 17:46 β€” πŸ‘ 37    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Ahhh Huzzahs! Thanks for sharing @twigletsaregre.bsky.social 🌞

Super informative chat and pause for thought for anyone working in #audiofiction and thinking of doing a Discord!

Thanks Brady Allison Emily and AJ for being stellar guests πŸ’™πŸŒΌπŸŒž

01.03.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy #AudioDramaSunday AND Madison Day! #newepisode available now. Madison steps in for Elizabeth Bennet and BOY is Mr. Darcy in for it. linktr.ee/madisononthe...

#OldTimeRadio #audiofiction #AudioDrama #fictionpodcast #madisonontheair #prideandprejudice

01.03.2026 16:36 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2

Your daily affirmation:
I am strong. I am proud. And it’s ok if folks are afraid of my ability to turn men to stone.

01.03.2026 17:22 β€” πŸ‘ 39    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 1
Black and white photograph of four women standing in a field of tall grass. they're wearing dresses. each has a cat head mask covering their head

Black and white photograph of four women standing in a field of tall grass. they're wearing dresses. each has a cat head mask covering their head

Lithuania β€” Ralph Eugene Meatyard, 1970

01.03.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 237    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

Given that assassination of foreign leaders is apparently the norm now and taking into account Sutton’s Law where you rob banks because that’s where the money is, I think golf may soon become one of the most hazardous sports there is.

01.03.2026 15:06 β€” πŸ‘ 25    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

British voters: we booted Labour into 3rd in Gorton + Denton and elected the greens because we are sick of suffering poverty + marginalisation while you prioritise the affluent. We need policies that will help us

Keir Starmer: I have heard the voters + will give them what they want. War with Iran

01.03.2026 15:54 β€” πŸ‘ 30    πŸ” 13    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

HIRE HERMITS! BRAG ABOUT HOW WEIRD YOUR HERMIT IS COMPARED TO THE OTHER RICH GUY'S HERMIT!!!

*slaps top of hermit* LOOK AT ALL THE OLD SKULLS YOU CAN HANG FROM THIS ONE GUY!!!

01.03.2026 16:04 β€” πŸ‘ 100    πŸ” 6    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Live and let live I say. Except for daffodils. They know what they did...

01.03.2026 15:37 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 9    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I had a country estate to be banished to for the rest of the season

01.03.2026 16:17 β€” πŸ‘ 48    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

*stays home* i should’ve gone out

*goes out* i should’ve stayed home

01.03.2026 16:15 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

The entirety of my time in student politics was being told by affluent Labour Students types that I, someone who grew up on a derelict council estate in Corby, simply couldn't understand what the working class wants.

The "working class = racism" assumption is frankly insulting.

01.03.2026 15:14 β€” πŸ‘ 78    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 4

A sequel image of Little Mari and her dragon friend making toast (thanks to a friend giving me a prompt)

01.03.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 73    πŸ” 20    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You deserve happiness and nice things.
You deserve a huge library with one of those rolling ladders.
You deserve a secret library hidden within that library, filled with ancient texts of magic and maps showing the way back to the realm of faerie, where you truly belong.

01.03.2026 03:25 β€” πŸ‘ 119    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 4
Little mari in traditional womens welsh dress holding a little dragon

Little mari in traditional womens welsh dress holding a little dragon

Happy St. David’s day to all my Welsh Followers from Little Mari and her dragon friend

01.03.2026 08:21 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 46    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 3

This is super cool!

01.03.2026 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 189    πŸ” 31    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

You can be anything you want.
Be the haunted creature in the catacombs.
Be the ghostly noise in the attic of a gothic manor.
Be the reason villagers stay away from the ragged edge of the mossy forest.

28.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 91    πŸ” 28    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 5

A few weeks back I tried to do a Little Mari cosplaying as Rainbow Brite, but couldn’t get her to feel right. As someone who enjoyed her artwork in my childhood I was sad to hear of G.G. Santiago’s passing so tried again in her memory

28.02.2026 20:25 β€” πŸ‘ 52    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0
a horse skull attached to a tree trunk with a branch of twigs and veil of a stinkhorn fungus

a horse skull attached to a tree trunk with a branch of twigs and veil of a stinkhorn fungus

Tree Mari doodling today

28.02.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 86    πŸ” 11    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

This is an illegal, unprovoked and brutal attack that shows once again that the USA and Israel are rogue states.

The UK must end our cosy relationship with the USA and our ongoing support for Israel.

28.02.2026 18:10 β€” πŸ‘ 3382    πŸ” 1001    πŸ’¬ 70    πŸ“Œ 53

Was going to do some gardening.
Y'know, plant some new pots up, prune and repot the roses, see what can be salvaged from last year's growth.
But, hey, looks like WW3 just kicked off.
Is there any point.

28.02.2026 11:35 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

Regret to announce that we’ve reached Wrong Coat season. Every coat you wear from now til mid April will be The Wrong Coat for the weather

27.02.2026 08:29 β€” πŸ‘ 3262    πŸ” 986    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 48

The irony of the US and Israel calling any other nation "an existential threat."

28.02.2026 08:55 β€” πŸ‘ 156    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

13.02.2026 21:37 β€” πŸ‘ 8283    πŸ” 2400    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 4

Trump and Israel started bombing Iran while in the middle of negotiations

Trump is starving Cuba

He’s threatening to annex Canada

He removed the leader of Venezuela

He’s threatening Greenland

He’s aiding a genocide in Gaza

This is the man who took your tax dollars for his β€œBoard of Peace”.

28.02.2026 09:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1133    πŸ” 494    πŸ’¬ 65    πŸ“Œ 35
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Farnaz Fassihi
The attacks have come on a Saturday morning, the first day of the week in Iran, with millions of people at work and children in school. Residents in Tehran described scenes of panic and chaos.

21 minutes ago Farnaz Fassihi The attacks have come on a Saturday morning, the first day of the week in Iran, with millions of people at work and children in school. Residents in Tehran described scenes of panic and chaos.

Tehran is a city of nine million people, with 17 million in the larger metropolitan area.

Saturday is the first day of the week for Iranians.

Millions of people are at work, and children are in school.

28.02.2026 07:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1207    πŸ” 552    πŸ’¬ 16    πŸ“Œ 21
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Mayfly is a short story-led quiet horror set entirely on a narrowboat in Northern England.

Coming Q3 2026 🀞
Wishlist now if you haven’t already:
store.steampowered.com/app/4057470/...

#gamedev #indiegame #solodev #horrorgame #quiethorror #indiedev #screenshotsaturday #gametrailer #promosky

28.02.2026 09:44 β€” πŸ‘ 24    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but nobody has the right to tell you that a bookshelf with a rolling ladder β€œwon’t fix you.”

27.02.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 538    πŸ” 68    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 5
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Dragonfly Pendant (41) - Day10Machine's Ko-fi Shop Antiqued brass-colored metal bezel, glass cabachon. Can be paired with a chain or cord, or keychain ring, listed separately. (Not a real dragonfly!)

Dragonfly pendant
(no dragonflies were harmed in the making of this pendant)
ko-fi.com/s/8f4eab8791

28.02.2026 04:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0