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Sagittarius: Beware the Ides of August (includes all the doom of March Ides plus sunburn).

I recently took over donations and maintaining the store room at the shelter and I'm here to once again remind you that supporting your local shelters is a fantastic way to combat the helpless rage you may be feeling at The Everything.

Really can't believe how much this fucking hurts.
When the Cub gets home with some cash going to see if anyone can do a £10 deal.
Shouldn't be spending the money on it but fuck this.
Think I can squeeze 1 smoke out of the baccy I have left if someone can.
Then try to sleep.
It might help.

Not to be all conspiracy bitch over here, but this weak arse, manipulated, fake as shit "backlash" against the flawless Pedro Pascal started after he called JK Rowling a sad sack of shit.

Your fortune for today:
Become the mossy forest monster, or the mossy forest monster will be coming for you.

Probably not anytime soon.
It's likely nothing.

Just asked my 5 year old what she wants to be when she grows up

“I want to be a gargoyle!”

I’m taking this as a parenting win

🚨STUDIO APPROVED!🚨

Now we have to get there!
The rest of this helps cover uhaul and transportation and utility set up costs so I can get right back to work once we are moved in!

V:@/JKNotsobad
C:$/JKNotSoBad
PP:@/comfortingmoo

$3720/$4000

OR

Fund the AC unit:
Throne.com/garaktailor

Mox Tax

The funding scramble: countries desperately seek HIV finance solutions How will countries fund and sustain their national HIV responses moving forward? This was a central question at the recent 13th International AIDS Society Conference on HIV Science (IAS 2025) in ...

It is sickening that just when huge progress was being made in global HIV prevention, Trump pulled US funding.
If this hadn’t happened, we’d still be aiming to end new HIV cases by 2030.
Now that goal is further away than it was when Trump returned to power.
#IAS2025

okay. this is probably the last time I'll be doing this for free. but I will continue to do them over on my patreon. so, if you like these, consider dropping me a few dollars a month on there

Who The F**K Killed My Sister? A darkly comedic murder mystery podcast telling the story of Quinn Reynolds, a reluctant true-crime celebrity with a violent past. One year into investigating her sister’s murder, Quinn finds her firs...

Dropped an episode of Who the F**k Killed My Sister and can heartily recommend. Check it out at whothefkilled.com!

Feels like I've wrenched or bruised something internally.
Something in my abdomen.
And gods does it hurt.
No recent accidents to explain it.

Sagittarius (23 Nov - 21 Dec)

you will forget something this week. but the memory will not be gone. simply, removed from the web of meaning that makes you who you are. this is fine. good, even. occasional fires help a forest grow back stronger. you are a forest, in this metaphor. birds live in you

Americans saying that neither Irish or Italian people are white.
Again.
I fucking give up.

common symptoms of autism spectrum disorder include:

fluency in the seven celestial tongues
affinity with all beasts of the earth
the mandate of heaven
influence over the desires of mortals
custody of the moral arc of the cosmos
possession of the lance of smoke and blood
teeth

Indie AF Groovy interview chattarama with amazing, inspiring audio fiction creatives both new and established, with podhost Sarah Golding. Also…quizzes and in character interviews with awedio fiction folks on ...

#IndeiAF part2 of #PrideSpecial is outtt with superb Amber Devereux, Andi White, Rhys Tirado, Fio Trethewey, Georgia Cook and Lou Sutcliffe 💜

Each of these folks are so generous with their expertise and experience to help inspire you to create!
So
Get listening
Get creating!

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In case anyone is curious as to what a real witch-hunt looks like, this is it:

the courts in the uk will let you get away with absolutely anything so long as you say 'i hate trannies'.

jk rowling will fund your case and senior labour politicians will stand by you in solidarity.

seriously: you could literally kill someone and they'd all look the other way.

#poetry #bakedrhymes

"First they came for the faggots"
Well that just sounds uncouth...
Write something more friendly,
And teach it to the youth.

These trannys are exhausting
They're always playing victim.
Holocaust is Jewish
Don't they know, that's dictum?

1/3

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You could buy a badge. That'd be a nice treat.

Little mari feeds a black dog, black shuck a piece of bread and he toasts it

A quick Little Mari meeting up with her friend Black Shuck.
Black Shuck has an in built toaster, which is of note to Little Mari

😆

Why does absolutely *everyone* stand so close together to talk in this?
Keeping getting the mental image of the kid smushing the two dolls together while saying "Now kiss!" meme.

Only in Bungay would you find Black Shuck playing a ukelele with comedian Adam Buxton

Continuing with the X-Files binge.
Haven't watched it in over a decade.
Still on season 1 and ye gods but it's SO late 80s/early 90s in how it looks.
Don't get me wrong, I love a lot of 50s/60s stuff, looking dated is not a bad thing.
This is more a bad flashbacks thing, not an issue with the show.

Buy a game from the dev who pranked Cybertruck owners!

(And always remember to wash your Cybertruck with saltwater and lemon juice!)

black shuck

Today's gender will mostly be sowing fairy rings along your favourite walk.

Headline grin The Herald "For Woman Scotland intervene in Sandie Peggie tribunal"

Luke a super bigoted flying squad, trans people weren't allowed in front of the Supreme Court but FWS are going to swoop from court to court spreading their bile

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