Think I'm going to take a couple of weeks break from being online.
Don't think I can do this right now.
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Think I'm going to take a couple of weeks break from being online.
Don't think I can do this right now.
The streets are with Palestine!
#FreePalestine
Thousands march in Dublin in solidarity with Palestine
www.rte.ie/news/regiona...
I say โIโm fineโ a lot for someone who is grinding their teeth into chalk dust.
24.11.2025 00:33 โ ๐ 669 ๐ 176 ๐ฌ 14 ๐ 2we're building an effigy of you in the town square but don't worry there's nothing nefarious about it
29.11.2025 19:26 โ ๐ 151 ๐ 39 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 1Things to do this weekend besides shopping:
- manage your mind goblins
- nap for 1,000 years
- investigate Pi until you get to the weird stuff
- investigate pie
- read a book out loud in the forest. it may seem like no creatures are listening, but they are, and they appreciate it
The Ugly Stepsister.
29.11.2025 20:53 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0If you are looking for something tarot gift-wise I also suggest The Somnia Tarot by Nicholas Bruno. The revised edition and the companion oracle have become my go-to decks this year. (15% off for Small Business Saturday!) ๐ค
29.11.2025 18:06 โ ๐ 20 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0I'm going to be closing the shop tomorrow for a spell. From my cellar can I recommend this Hรคxan lino print, a fine vintage, notes of brimstone and heresy...
๐ฅ slipperyjack.bigcartel.com
Unpopular opinion, but found it meh at best.
29.11.2025 16:52 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Yup, still have goodies in the KoFi shop. Gonna remind folks till they're gone or the order cut off, whichever hits first.
Get 'em while they're... hot? ๐
ko-fi.com/crewmansix/s...
Oh ya, hi! Thanks for the follow! Quick look at the profile... Account following 32 thousand others.
Eyes narrow. Hand slides under the lapel of a black suit to a shoulder holster. "But, don't think you know our neighborhood"
haruspexes will literally read the entrails of a goat the day before battle with the athenians and tell you, "the omens are poor, strategos" ๐คฃ๐คฃ๐คฃ
my brother in zeus, you couldn't have told me this before we marched all this way?๐ฏ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฅ
A mari playing a harp
Used some Morris and co images as reference (as well as my normal influence of beardsley and Harry Clarke) to do this mari
29.11.2025 10:17 โ ๐ 141 ๐ 27 ๐ฌ 3 ๐ 2Introduce yourself with 5 animals you've seen in the wild:
Alligators
Dingoes
Moose
Basking Sharks
Orcas
making my friendship bracelets out of bones
28.11.2025 21:21 โ ๐ 274 ๐ 82 ๐ฌ 13 ๐ 6Absolutely everything and everyone is rubbing me up the wrong way today.
If I wasn't in the tail end of menopause I would swear it was that time of month.
It's lucky no-one has yet invented a way to bitchslap people through the internet.
Four Haunted photographs of weird organic and ghostly shapes & effects made by dropping ink onto watercolor paper
2 landscapes in watercolor: one lonely ocean scene and one otherwordly alien land
An acrylic marker illustration of a tree
A colored pencil and acrylic marker illustration of a large tree with weird plants growing around it
Anyway, I added new stuff to my shop earlier today. Plus I'm having a sale on 5x7 prints. Buy something, it will distract me & make me happy ๐
stinasdemons.bigcartel.com
(Art makes a great gift, btw!)
Oh hello there btw DO YOU LIKE PIGEONS?!!
This month's Patreon sticker club is themed around pigeons - check it out!
www.patreon.com/posts/novemb...
Help support my art & get some cool swag in the post ๐ชถ~
#bsnm #illustration #birdart #stickers #animalart
There isn't a Stardew Valley tarot deck!
Why isn't there a Stardew Valley tarot deck?!
There seems to be one for just about every other game or show out there.
She's blocked me, so I can't see what discriminatory, anti-feminist balderdash she's answered you with.
28.11.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0Protect yourself.
Protect others if you're able.
Protect all creatures, great and small.
Protect crumbling ruins and standing stones for elves and fairies.
Protect bogs, marshes, and misty moors for wandering witches, wayward spirits, and all of the horrors shambling in the gloom.
Some trans people are Intersex.
Shove your bigotry up your arse sideways.
One day I'll manage to save enough to afford one of Richard's professionally defaced books.
Until then - go treat yourself, support an indie artist.
Hey Bluesky, could you help spread the word about my Patreon? My goal for the day is one new patron.
Patrons help support my art and my existence. You'll receive positive affirmations from Felmer, etiquette advice from Mothman, & other fun posts.
www.patreon.com/jeremycreature