𝑨𝒍𝒆 (1998) 🐞

Making my 2025 bingo list rn. Can't think of anything silly that can't possibly become true. Yes, I've written limited nuclear exchange already.

Someone ate my enchilada

Tried rave hoppin' today, didn't work. Thank god my former situationship is always on call around the clock to hang out and make it weird.

The beauty of downtown at night is that you get to see all the couples drunk fighting publicly over absolutely everything.

yes

O lord, why doth this befall thy stoutest soldiers :(

Does anyone else actually like it when they get a fever?

U the realest for dis

All my friends in the club while Im sitting here missing my wisdom tooth and eating Papa Johns.

The color grading in the new Superman looks SO good. I was so done with the dark, doom and gloom aesthetic of the DCEU. One can only hope the writing of the film reflects this as well.

I want to marry someone I can get in hockey fights with over mint chocolate chip ice cream

Yeah right, fed

Im about to undergo a simple surgery. I've still instructed my loved ones to devide my estate in equal parts (my estate emcompases a chocolate cake on my mom's fridge and about 15 funko pops).

I thought my friends were mad at me for not answering my texts, turns out they simply drank too much and blacked tf out.

"If you see someone that does it well, you might as well learn"

~ gay proverb, unknown (circa 800 BCE)

Thank you for a 100+ followers! ✨️

💜 I apologize before hand for all the upcoming tantrums and nonsensical skeets 💜

PS. I will start sharing snippets of music I'm working on in a few weeks.

PS.2 Here is me cosplaying as artsy gay lord farquaad from years ago

#promosky

Thank you. This will aesthetically inform my long overdue new set of dick pics, no thigh high socks tho (:

Just had egregious amounts of coffee and took my happy pills, I'm so ready for the day ✨️

Vaccination/Immunization is at a tipping point. We have to call our Senators.

About to be surrounded by a bunch of 65 year old historians and sociologists.

Im wearing my little rascal hat so they won't nice my hair is hot wheels red.

Little freak language already exists, is called French

Let's go to the beach, they said.

"Hell is the fear of oneself" is so incredibly true

Se llama Binx, tiene 6 años, sus hobbies son pedir comida y ser adorable 🐈✨️

Trying to convince myself and my friends I'm not having a manic episode #newhair

Im celebrating this year successes by completely destroying my hair.

Xbox and fishnets was a vibe the ancient magus foretold, I'm certain ☝🏼

Getting into sudden debt a week before christmas wasn't in my 2024 bingo card

I must announce that after a month of courageous fighting, my 3-year-old $250 headphones have passed away peacefully, surrounded by their family (me).

Please respect their privacy during this time.

YouTube video by Formscapes Esoteric Metaphysics of Music

Really long but quite interesting video essay. Especially for peeps who have any form of sound synesthesia and or are interested in fun, everyday stuff like pythagoras or metaphysics :3