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i could survive the long walk if i had an iced coffee tbh

15.09.2025 22:02 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

When I’m eating shared nachos I’m always thinking 3 nacho moves ahead of my opponent

19.08.2025 02:21 β€” πŸ‘ 472    πŸ” 112    πŸ’¬ 14    πŸ“Œ 5

chris pratt is soft launching his republican run for a public office i fear

19.08.2025 23:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

sick, grieving, and still having to work i just want to sleep for two weeks straight MINIMUMZ

02.07.2025 23:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

i feel like Manny Jacinto would make an excellent james bond idk i just want to see him on the big screen more

02.07.2025 23:29 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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"Sinners" is bringing Black American sign language to the mainstream The film will be available on HBO Max later this month.

Black American Sign Language is distinct from American Sign Languageβ€”and it developed because Black Deaf students were segregated in their own Black schools for the Deaf.

02.07.2025 23:15 β€” πŸ‘ 977    πŸ” 279    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 17
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materialists tickets secured yup

14.06.2025 05:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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submit three queries

27.05.2025 06:15 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Does Kristi Noem even know what habeas corpus is? The Homeland Security secretary's word salad raised even more questions about the administration's assault on fundamental rights.

β€œHabeas corpus is the legal principle that requires the government to provide a public reason for detaining and imprisoning people. If not for that protection, the government could simply arrest people, including American citizens, and hold them indefinitely for no reason.”

20.05.2025 19:13 β€” πŸ‘ 18207    πŸ” 4962    πŸ’¬ 1841    πŸ“Œ 456

I'm going to start a collection of the worst job postings, starting with one that asks for the word "moist" to be at the top of the cover letter and another that wants to know how many seasons of the HBO show silicon valley I've seen. (Zero.)

21.05.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

the bathhouse playing ashley tisdale is the best part

19.05.2025 04:58 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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important conversations are happening on reddit

19.05.2025 04:54 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

BREAKING: A federal court ruled that our client RΓΌmeysa Γ–ztΓΌrk must be released on bail immediately. She will return home to New England as her case proceeds.

09.05.2025 17:32 β€” πŸ‘ 19362    πŸ” 3339    πŸ’¬ 276    πŸ“Œ 171
Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

Steam rising from orange pipes on a Manhattan Avenue.

The rats have chosen a new pope.

08.05.2025 16:26 β€” πŸ‘ 8142    πŸ” 1146    πŸ’¬ 19    πŸ“Œ 95

the best poets are also linguists imo

08.05.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

life was good and beautiful when taco bell had those giant cheez its

08.05.2025 00:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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watching the pitt with ocd this is fine

08.05.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

those fighter jets fell in love with submarines. like romeo and juliet

07.05.2025 03:58 β€” πŸ‘ 940    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 21    πŸ“Œ 4
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mamaposting on tumblr is a recession indicator

07.05.2025 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

if only america hadn't been built on a giant indian burial ground

07.05.2025 21:32 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 24    πŸ“Œ 10

can't wait to add Materialists to my comfort movie rotation

07.05.2025 22:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

just eat the bay leaf. nothing matters.

07.05.2025 00:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1720    πŸ” 379    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 0

everyone should get a preseasoned cast iron skillet when they turn 18

07.05.2025 01:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1299    πŸ” 111    πŸ’¬ 106    πŸ“Œ 22
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The Public Broadcasting Act of 1967 created the Corporation for Public Broadcasting. I reread it today; nothing in the law allows a president to defund PBS and NPR. In fact, Congress specifically sought to insulate public media from political pressure.

03.05.2025 01:42 β€” πŸ‘ 20766    πŸ” 7275    πŸ’¬ 393    πŸ“Œ 366

we need education because way too many people think a Christian Nationalist means patriotic church goer

04.05.2025 06:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

i know the common argument "trans people make up 1% of the population" means well but also idk i think we should emphasize trans people should have rights even if there were more of them. like idc if 30% or 50% or 90% of the pop. is trans. being trans is good and fine regardless

26.04.2025 06:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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having an iced oat milk vanilla latte, sun on my skin with a breeze, took my claritin

10.04.2025 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Victorian era ended 1901. Doritos introduced 1966. Victorians (people born before 1901) could have reasonably eaten doritos just fine

06.04.2025 01:36 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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