woman kevin gates

drinking a soda reading calvin and hobbes with elliott smith in the background, can i get any more depressed and white

mortal kombat fatality where johnny cage becomes a mall santa and kills someone by making their heart grow 3 sizes too big and they explode

i would strike out scott pilgrim in 3 pitches. slider outside, he feels like he's drowning. curveball in the dirt of course he's chasing it. Crash And The Boys are better kill yourself. and Bang 97 inside corner. Youre out. You were always out. Youve been out since the day you were born.

I buzz in for 500 dollars, "the meister of burgers, burger-meister meister-burger!".

And then Ken Jennings, douchebag chin, stiffy tuxedo, ableist for hot people in wheelchairs, tells me that I am wrong because i didn't phrase it in a question. and the asshole next to me wins final jeopardy...

when the high school prom DJ dropped Kids by MGMT and Dancing Queen, back to back i collapsed from an overdose of suburbian swag, I exited the rented-out community center on a stretcher, boba in the IV bag.

couple months ago i played my music to a bunch of my high school classmates and everyone said that it sounded like tv girl and that was the closest i came to retiring

If a woodchuck could chuck wood, what could a titsuck do?

me when i know that's it's yanny and not laurel (and vice versa)

crying to M.I.A. because i don't want her to pop pop pop pop and a cha-ching and take my money

whenever something mildly annoying happens i say "harumph" and put my hands on my hips like an old hag on captain underpants

ugh my mom took away my switch, looks like cancel culture has killed me yet again

I say unto thee

Jeopardy: who was it who said "I got 2 phones one for the plug and one for the load"

*buzzes in* Is it Jesus Christ? Religion for 500.

putting on women's clothes with "Aphex Twin Sleep Mix" in the background and then finally realizing i am one of the gays

swagged out like my name was soulja girl

the reason why midwest emo even exists is that the midwest is barren and devoid of life. no one has survived. every midwest emo band and artist fucking killed themselves to get out of there why do u think the music was so sad

no that's my name, stupid bitch

feeling empty tonight (my insides were sucked through a straw)

WHO HAD THE IDEA TO MAKE THE SKY BLUE AND THE TREES GREEN? I THINK THAT GUY WAS SPITTING.

BUT WHY DID THEY MAKE THE WOOD BROWN, THAT IS POOP COLOR

U said u was starving so i called up taco bell!!!!!! I put u under a spell!!! bars travis scott

y'all dont know about feetworld. i mean why would you

IDK if Chick-fil-a has a slogan but if they do it's probably exactly 14 words long. Just a hunch.

#YIAY2 The Nintendo Switch 2 actually comes with a special screen that is extra reflective so all the white men with peachfuzz can look at their own smelly rotting faces as they stuff hot pockets in their mouth and thirst over Zelda's ass in Breath Of The Wild 3: This Time It's Personal

"dude i thought you knew adam sandler was the lead singer of arctic monkeys" i say this with my thigh-highs on giddy with joy on educating the masses

BLUE SKY ANIMATION: defunct 2021
BLUESKY APP: became independent 2021

welcome back guys who made ice age :)

every single thing i've ever touched is a 10/10 masterpiece and i am an untouchable goddess,,,,,,,, suck my tits ted cruz

why don't i get hundreds of likes man y'all are some assholes

deuce