Kim

The talk to your friends app and the witness the horrors app being the same app is not great for the mental health is it

Know one will convince me that the cruelty and brutality wasn’t the plan all along….

Hydrate

The FAA had to close its airspace over part of Texas after the Pentagon accidentally shot down a Border Patrol drone. At least they’ve stopped shooting down party balloons..

There is a woman at the bar who is dressed to the nines, sipping a martini, and crocheting. I aspire to be that cool.

Anthropic responds to Hegseth. www.anthropic.com/news/stateme...

I just know my soulmate out there also never leaving their house.

Hahahahahaha. You're nicer than me! I woulda suggested they throw themselves in a volcano all Joe vs. the Volcano style.

We are all this kid

Wow. I don't even know them and yet I hate them.

pastrami, breakfast potatoes, pepper jack cheese, fried egg, and pickled jalapeños on a bagel save me

Did you know that Mr. Spock actually had three ears?

A left ear, a right ear, and

a final front-ear.

It's 10am and I need an adult beverage. Fuck this week.

A man walks on the sidewalk with two small dogs in his pockets, while a duck on a leash wears shoes. It is captioned “A man with two dogs in his pockets, walking a duck wearing shoes” on a bar mid-photograph.

You wake up in the morning
With gray clouds overhead
And you struggle for the will
To rise up out of bed
The world outside is frightening
A sad and dismal place
You pray for inspiration
A moment of pure grace
Maybe there’s something out there
To take away these blues
Perhaps

got a haircut last night and now my ears are cold

why is life so hard

Laundry status: seriously considering wearing a prom dress from 1998 to the gas station

We’re not being governed, we’re being looted.

www.politico.com/news/2026/02...

"Spring LATE. See The MERL after dark. Music, drinks, activities. 25 March 2026."

Tickets are now available for our next LATE! Join us after hours on the night of 25 March for drinks, activities, and talks.

£5 per person; £3 concessions for @uniofreading.bsky.social staff/students.

merl.reading.ac.uk/whats-on/spr...

♥️ Hope this brings ya JOY 🪄

A bit blurry, low light photo of a cat's eye and a hint of white whiskers.

It's 3am. Chessie somehow managed to take a selfie? Flash woke me up. Talented lady but needs to work on her portrait composition. #CatsOfBluesky

It’s State of Union day. Here’s perhaps the only interesting story in my dumb life. The State of the Union in January 2002, the Axis of Evil speech, soon after 9/11. I was with US Capitol Police, and was assigned to escort a VIP around the Capitol…strap in for this dumb ride…

YouTube video by Big Brain Explains The Psychology Of Gen X (Raised Without Applause)

This bit me hard, and is really why we're like this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6IO...

I had to, because I am fully obsessed with this song lol. Yes it’s still Tree-Rex season, it’s always Tree-Rex season 😂 🧶 #crochet #dinosaur

Karoline Leavitt: "The president will be making a few new policy announcements to continue tackling the affordability crisis that Joe Biden created one year ago." (Joe Biden was no longer president one year ago.)

To be clear, the correct answer is cheese. The answer is always cheese.

Grok insists my dissertation adviser was a man I've never met and says my first book won several prizes that don't even exist but I'm sure it'll work out fine to give it access to classified defense systems.

This is Wiley. He has never seen snow before and wants to make sure he gets a real good look at it. For science. 12/10 (IG: smileywileydog)

My new year's resolution to stop making old people noises is NOT going well.

A sign with the text "PLEASE NO DUCKS" featuring an illustration of a duck and two smaller ducks, enclosed in a red prohibition circle.

You can tickle the penguins
And get them to laugh
You can just sing a song
To amuse the giraffes
Just a little soft-shoe
Will delight the woodchucks
But try as you might
You can’t