It's a movie about 2 guys who got their balls surgically attached to their inner thighs. "Big Ballers". They attempt a lot of basketball dunks, like 400, that's the heart of the movie.

Notably he did not ask Mary's *permission* before getting her pregnant! When you're the Alpha and Omega, they let you do it

Would love to read your take on that if you ever get the chance to cover less pressing news on The Racket

Even from a strictly internationalist perspective, the gutting of USAID *alone* will kill people on the scale of a large war. And that simply would not have happened had Kamala won.

Yeah, I don't recall anyone saying this about the people getting killed by ICE. Only about places which have had the "yellow filter" treatment in US media.

Are we going to be able to slide across the roof of the tunnel if we go fast enough? Daredevil penguinz

He's trying to ruin her life with that stuff. Girl leave him

Drugs are popular for very good reasons, this shit is janky af

Tbh at least the body has mostly concrete maintenance requirements. Having a *mind* otoh is just playing calvinball and getting slapped with depression/anxiety whenever you lose.

2!

Giant novelty check or chest of doubloons?

My heart breaks for this man. I've truly only ever seen the misery & cruelty of the world through a pinhole. It is humbling.

I regret to inform you that this doesn't seem to break in your favor

Bastards

*The* incomplete list of places described with the definite article until pretty recently

Amarillos 🤤 Que rico
Tostones 🤤 Que rico
Mofongo 🤤 Que rico
Tottenkopf? 💀 Que diablos!

Literally androgenetic baldness, it's on brand! He should be happy

Thanks for introducing me to this great song!

Gesturing at horniness while actually holding the shirtless man in contempt, just as I predicted

BUT AMY HE'S A COP 😱

I'm weirdly tempted by sweet corn... Is it at least the best of the worst?

JJ A-brains

Who?

This is how we got our beautiful buxom showboy Ben Shapiro

Yeah you can't really extract a technology from the labor relations which produced it. OP's line of argument seems to conceptualize the tool as distinct from the inability to control elite power, but it isn't to those experiencing job displacement.

Yikes to be sure. But I have to laugh at how they did her dirty with this pic in the article. M'lady gaze, from a lady.

I want robots to work in warehouses, and the people currently working in warehouses to sip on mixed drinks while lounging at the beach. What is that ideology called

I think "the USA will never elect a woman" is a comforting explanation for Harris' loss that doesn't indict the Democratic Party itself. (In fact, it imagines a sort of role reversal where the DP failed for being *too* woke!)

I'm surprised they were no threats to "run away", I'm trying to picture a Sumerian bindle