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there was a time i never thought i could hate a politician more than i hated that guy. in retrospect, very naive of me

04.11.2025 12:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2724    πŸ” 337    πŸ’¬ 42    πŸ“Œ 18

I consistently turn my back on my small, beautiful collection of cool mechanical timepieces and stick a hunk of aluminum and computer chips on my wrist instead. It’s ugly, but at least every morning I get a push notification telling me I slept like shit and should be dead

03.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 17    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

all the risks associated with being, conception, community, incarnation, individuality, identity begin with the queer

03.11.2025 21:21 β€” πŸ‘ 49    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

If im keeping it Gucci the queer envision the prophetic, conceptualize the artistic, and find the courage necessary for justice

03.11.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 76    πŸ” 10    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

YES YOU SHOULD VOTE IN LOCAL ELECTIONS TOMORROW EVEN IF MAMDANI IS NOT ON THE BALLOT WHERE YOU LIVE

03.11.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6822    πŸ” 1967    πŸ’¬ 28    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know how anyone is expected to both move house and hold down a job at the same time. I am exhausted. Perhaps deceased

03.11.2025 21:11 β€” πŸ‘ 31    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Baltimore County, know anyone there?

03.11.2025 07:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reminder that Hitler never changed the Weimar constitution he just dissolved Weimar congress and ruled from the executive branch and through decree(executive order)

02.11.2025 17:08 β€” πŸ‘ 82    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

oh oh oh oh and look at that last line in the second image and think about what we had hammered into us about puberty blockers during the moral panic

02.11.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 35    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sophia is not quite halfway to her goal. Please consider helping this great kid get the wheelchair she needs!

30.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just SEEING closed ancient Tupperware in the dirty dish space makes my chest hurt

02.11.2025 18:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As an autistic person I’d have been so good at drying dishes. Just please do not put me anywhere near weird smells or bad textures

02.11.2025 18:23 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s my favorite part!!

02.11.2025 11:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The news story that reveals Wes Streeting’s puberty-blocker ban to be nothing to do with β€œprotecting children” and everything to do with Wes Streeting and Keir Starmer being deeply transphobic bigots…

www.itv.com/news/2025-10...

02.11.2025 07:08 β€” πŸ‘ 652    πŸ” 273    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 12

WASHING DIRTY DISHES BY HAND. I always wondered why you’d risk getting them gross and assumed they must be purely decorative or something!!

02.11.2025 11:49 β€” πŸ‘ 10    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

I have spent my life in skeptical confusion about the existence of expensive/decorative/handmade dishtowels, and a YouTube commenter just explained to me that those are made for DRYING dishes that are already CLEAN.

My mind is blown.

02.11.2025 11:38 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

You forgot to tag @gains-skeets.bsky.social

01.11.2025 20:59 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I have one million issues with Barack Obama but that said: it bothers me so much the pod save america guys act like they did any shit, and that's why to should listen to their centrist bullshit, when all they did was luck into speech writing jobs of one of the most charismatic speakers of all time

01.11.2025 20:40 β€” πŸ‘ 166    πŸ” 19    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 1

I don’t know who made me this way but I’d like to speak to their manager!!!

01.11.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It takes a lot of energy to pretend you’re the kind of person who could feasibly leave the house or respond to text messages, which leaves no executive function left to do either AND also makes people think you’re lying if you say that you can’t

01.11.2025 09:48 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Andy Dick is Richard Kind’s wario

31.10.2025 22:40 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s always β€œI want you to feel comfortable unmasking with me, you’re my wife” until you start talking about how much happier you think you’d be if your right pinky finger was removed because it gets in the way when you knit

31.10.2025 20:31 β€” πŸ‘ 21    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Coming soon: Apocalypse World: Burned Over The 3rd edition of the groundbreaking original.

Working on the AW3rd kickstarter (T minus 6 btw) and I notice that listed under Meg's and my name it says "11 created β€’ 347 backed."

Okay first of all, 347 backed, wowie.

But of those 347, probably around 300 have been PbtA. That's a lot to be confronted with on a Tuesday morning.

28.10.2025 14:15 β€” πŸ‘ 113    πŸ” 24    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 4
A screenshot of a video captioned THE CREATORS OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING WERE SO BUSY, RANDOM PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T EMPLOYEES GOT ON THEIR PAYROLL

A screenshot of a video captioned THE CREATORS OF MAGIC: THE GATHERING WERE SO BUSY, RANDOM PEOPLE WHO WEREN’T EMPLOYEES GOT ON THEIR PAYROLL

Lord, I see what you have done for others

31.10.2025 08:33 β€” πŸ‘ 71    πŸ” 12    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Sophia is not quite halfway to her goal. Please consider helping this great kid get the wheelchair she needs!

30.10.2025 23:37 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

SNAP should be the most popular thing the government does

if you’re socialist, it’s the government meeting basic human needs

if you’re 20th century liberal, it’s a form of welfare that helps the poor without directly transferring wealth

if you’re conservative, it subsidizes farmers and grocers

30.10.2025 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 670    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 7

If SNAP serves ~1 in 8

Every person in the US - each person in your household - must donate an entire day's worth of food per week to compensate. If you know 3 people who do not donate, you'd need to donate 12 meals/week

Point: do everything you can; also PUSH bc there is only 1 realistic solution

30.10.2025 20:47 β€” πŸ‘ 190    πŸ” 69    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

I don’t think people without small children really wrap their heads around how hard it is to be poor with a baby. Formula is $40-50 a week if your kid doesn’t have a sensitive stomach and diapers aren’t covered by SNAP or WIC.

30.10.2025 21:17 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

In 2009 my family of four (two adults, one child, one baby) got $600/month in SNAP benefits. That’s a little over $900/month now after inflation. We still struggled towards the end of the month.

The $4200/year number Higgins quotes comes out to $350 a month.

30.10.2025 21:16 β€” πŸ‘ 14    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback ChatGPT made me delusional

Here’s the video: youtu.be/VRjgNgJms3Q

30.10.2025 21:02 β€” πŸ‘ 11    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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