I never want to live a life that doesn’t include cussing 😂 I love me some cuss words!

I like how versatile chicken is! 😮‍💨😍

I don’t like when a candle looks like other objects cause why am I burning a loaf of bread or a cupcake……just put the wax in a container!

Today made me feel like things are gonna be alright after all!

I’ve reached the point of drinking cocktails where I get emotional and told my husband “Thank you for saving me, when you came along my world as I knew it was falling apart and you made it make sense again.”

It really is some people that just recharge you and I’m beyond thankful for the ones in my life!

“Four seasons room 808…….”

It’s okay to not be over things that have happened to you…….but if you keep brining it up in conversations then you might need a therapist to unpack it with you.

The overhead fluorescent lighting in my office is so homophobic

I started with Tshirts and a YouTube video and now I’ll basically dye anything that’s made out of the right material. You literally can’t mess it up.

It’s really a simple thing to do on your own, all you have to really buy is the dye and you’ll have it exactly how you want it.

I unfortunately don’t it’s just a hobby for me but from briefly looking at the guy I get inspo from and he charges $125 for his.

You might have better luck looking on Etsy if you want a unique one but I don’t know what pricing looks like cause I just make my own.

Nothing irks me more than people not having a picture of themselves for Teams……..cause are we not at work?! Why the fuck am I talking to a cat?!

This is really how defiant people are in this country that don’t know shit

I’m reading “The Bluest Eye” for my book club and I don’t like it at all……..😒🫣

I’m so ready for winter to be over…….

“You better Midnight Train these muthafuckas to the table!”

Nigggaaaaa I wasn’t prepared for these last two episodes of The Sopranos!!!!!!!

Boooooy if you don’t get! 😂

I’m kinda surprised and disappointed in how much this one guy I know uses AI videos so much

It’s so weird to me when people say “oh you old!” Like it’s and insult……..like what am I supposed to say?! Yeah it’s kinda what happens when you don’t die you get old 😂

Red might be one of my favorite colors…..

One Tiny Desk that has not let me go is Yebba.

Gene Noble needs his own tiny desk cause 😮‍💨

Caught a student using AI during a quiz. She was using it to explain why Slavery was bad…

The way he thinks about me in ways that I don’t even think about my self after all this time is still mind blowing to me.

I’m usually the one going on a trip but this time the husband and some of his friends went somewhere. Last night I noticed he made a big ass pot of coffee and it just dawned on me that he made it for me. So I can have coffee everyday while he’s gone 🥲.

I hate when the cashier only puts one or two items in a bag, baby load these hoes up!

This girl on Threads said she sleeps with no pillows, just flat on the bed

They underneath her post talmbout “damn girl, they even put pillows in caskets” 😭