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John Choiniere

@johnchoiniere.bsky.social

Senior Analyst, Mariners; amateur bike racer, sometimes; alum of Carleton College, Baseball Prospectus, and Mass Spectrometry.

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That's awesome - I had an uncle who did groundskeeping for the Kernels for a while before he moved to Wisconsin

22.11.2025 08:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Where in Iowa? My mom's entire family is from about 30 minutes north of Dyersville

22.11.2025 08:18 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks! I'm about to use it w/r/t Lindsay Halligan in the comey case, so...

20.11.2025 00:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Aw man, I'm sorry, I know that feeling (if admittedly on a smaller scope than a published book). Still, I'm happy to be able to complete my spotify playlist! Or at least almost complete it - had to sub in the Moldy Peaches' "Anyone Else But You" and a Decemberists cover of the Joanna Newsom song

19.11.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So it's been bothering me that in the book Chapter 10's soundtrack was only 19 tracks instead of 20; this post is revealing the missing track! For whatever reason (maybe it's mentioned? I haven't read the post yet) the Lil Wayne track isn't listed in the book I have

19.11.2025 22:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

@randballsstu.bsky.social @jonmarthaler.com hey, remind me if you can/are willing -- what are the three points of the bad-GM triangle? Evil, incompetent... and something. Right?

19.11.2025 19:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Edited version of the Carl Weathers "Stew" meme from Arrested Development, replacing the word "Stew" with the word "Barbecue"

Edited version of the Carl Weathers "Stew" meme from Arrested Development, replacing the word "Stew" with the word "Barbecue"

Brisket *and* Macaroni and Cheese??

19.11.2025 17:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I do wish Bad Legal Takes had made it over here

17.11.2025 18:46 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I will *surely* be relegated after this season, as I don't typically get the 4.5/6 correct per day that is generally required to stay there, but FOR NOW, because I got all six right on day one, I'm in first

11.11.2025 17:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

So LearnedLeague separates players into levels that they call "rundles" for reasons that I'm sure I could look up but do not know. It's a promotion/relegation system, and I'm accidentally in the highest/most difficult level this season (there's A-E, and B is my usual spot)

11.11.2025 17:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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ohmygod - for the first and surely only time, I am (ever so temporarily) in first place in A rundle in LL

11.11.2025 17:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

When we rearranged the office at work my direct supervisor accidentally gave away 2/3 of my bobbleheads to various exec's kids who were around, thinking they were extras/no ones, and I actually wasn't that bummed about it, because I also still have too many

09.11.2025 17:41 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Fun thing that just happened - I wasn't familiar with that song, so I clicked the link, and when my phone started playing it my 8yo asked out loud "why do I hear Christmas music?"

09.11.2025 03:17 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Watched KPop Demon Hunters with my kids tonight, and I kind of really liked it? Layers of meaning, inventive story, good stuff all around

08.11.2025 05:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Too late for the newsletter obviously but did you see this morning that Premier Tech halted their sponsorship of IPT effective immediately?

07.11.2025 16:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I mean time is arbitrary anyway right πŸ˜… I don't mind the noon issue whatsoever but also accept that some/lots of people have an issue with that

04.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

NORM. NO ONE NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT THAT.

04.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Permanent DST! Give me 10PM sunsets in the summer and 9AM sunrises in the dead of winter!

04.11.2025 14:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

<bbops employee voice> THAT'S WAY TOO SOON

02.11.2025 04:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

The idea of blinding here is interesting, because surely - SURELY - a taster could immediately identify the shape simply from the chocolate/pb ratio right?

31.10.2025 17:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This might be your most controversial take, as literally everyone else I know who talks about this talks about how much *better* the holiday shapes are than the regular ones

31.10.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Or not.

21.10.2025 04:24 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I (apparently mistakenly!) thought you had to be LDS to get in there, that's so cool

18.10.2025 17:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I also saw them! Concourse, post-game

18.10.2025 17:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

look I hate this but I also hate how clever it is so I'm all over the place

17.10.2025 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Okay, in six. Seven, tops.

17.10.2025 03:43 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Same yet here we are

16.10.2025 21:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Consider a different, possibly more important game? IDK πŸ˜…

16.10.2025 21:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

M's in five, IMO

16.10.2025 03:18 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
greta niehaus sitting next to a statue of her dad, dave niehaus

greta niehaus sitting next to a statue of her dad, dave niehaus

missed that greta niehaus went and sat next to her dad during the 15th inning on friday night

14.10.2025 14:43 β€” πŸ‘ 325    πŸ” 40    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 6

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