SonomaStrummer

Scotland is the California of the UK. #Everything #Independence

As my rich aunt Kathy would say, “He only has taste in his mouth.”

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Colorful quilt of a nighttime scene with Harriet Tubman in an orange jacket and purple dress carrying a rifle. She is leading other figures who walk behind her.

Harriet Tubman #quilt by my Mom, Vera P. Hall, who makes quilts celebrating Black people who fought for their own freedom. This seems to be the crowd favorite of the “We Didn’t Wait for Freedom” series. Happy #Juneteenth #quilting

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The Guns of Brixton - 1979

When they kick at your front door
How you gonna come?
With your hands on your head
Or on the trigger of your gun

When the law break in
How you gonna go?
Shot down on the pavement
Or waiting in death row

You can crush us, you can bruise us
But you'll have to answer to
Oh-oh, the guns of Brixton

Happy #ObamaDay y’all.

#NoKings

I’ve got your number

Is he threatening The Boss with disappearing?!?

Villanova Catholics about to become more insufferable than Notre Dame Catholics 😂

Now I’m fucking going back to church. #LeoXIV

Blue guy has to leave, and with it the end of my eavesdropping.

But the ending is written.

“Yeah she’s cute.”

SHe’S cUtE. Three little words.

Oh, grey shirt is Canadian. #aboot

Back to our regularly scheduled program….

“Is she cute?”

DO NOT GOT THERE BLUE SHIRT

Then the grey guy circles back: “Is she cute?”

Start talking about the culture in Brazil, how it’s family oriented, religious yet pagan, joyous, etc.

Takeaway: It’s a great place.

Blue guy: “You know, she’s actually closer in age to my daughter, but she’s an adult. I’m 20 years older but we have more in common.”

#GuyTalk

Blue guy talking about her immaturity. “She’s 22 so her priorities are about having fun. She’s a good nanny during the week but on the weekends she’s basically gone.”

Yeah, to have a life.

He complains that it’s so expensive to have a sitter. “When we were in Brazil we paid our nanny $500 a month. She cooked, cleaned, and watched my daughter. Plus my daughter learned Portuguese.

“Here (the USA) we had to pay $500 a WEEK.”

I assume it’s under the table, but….

Blue guy (shirt color) says he has a seven year old daughter. Grey shirt has two kids in middle school 11, 13.

Start talking about “the help”. Grey shirt’s wife is a stay at home mom. Blue guy has had au pairs but “just hired a girl from Brazil.”

At the Conrad in Seoul @breakfast. Situation upcoming:

Two 40-ish American businessmen discussing local real estate investment and market conditions. Business concluded; now the personal stuff comes out.

Jalen Hurts fine self would NEVER

You have to have #bushido to be a #samurai. He’s 0/4: loyalty, honor, courage, and integrity. #Zero

Check HER bank accounts.

Orange= Republicans in blue states

“You have a right
Not to be killed
Unless It was by a policeman or an aristocrat
Know your rights……”