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Kyih 🚽

@kyih.bsky.social

Flesh automaton, solarcel, fr/eng, she/they linktr.ee/kyih

13 Followers  |  18 Following  |  334 Posts  |  Joined: 11.11.2023
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Forget exploding head syndrome, I'm tryna catch getting head syndrome

20.02.2026 15:25 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I've been doing it all wrong ,Β‘!nn

17.02.2026 23:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hang on... You're not supposed to EAT the oestrogen gel??,?,.?

17.02.2026 23:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Was that the fart of 87 ?

09.02.2026 20:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

People into armpits be like
I like getting head and shoulders

06.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes , we eat it as well

06.02.2026 21:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Date idea :
We pick at each other's smegma the way bonobos pick at each other's lice/fleas

06.02.2026 21:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I love the black eyed beans

06.02.2026 15:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think the Grinch has a dog penis

09.01.2026 14:56 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Très mauvais livre ....
Pas un seul singe... Je m'attendais a une adaptation littéraire du film la planète des signes... Déçu...

06.01.2026 23:33 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bethlehem is one letter away from sounding like a small British village

28.10.2025 20:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Why are these two bald men fighting ? They should be kissing...

13.10.2025 22:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

CΓ©sar il aimait tellement la guerre que Γ§a lui a donnΓ© la gaules (du calme les gauchers, c'est de l'humour .
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11.08.2025 18:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Archmage almost got it tf that really did buff his ass

09.08.2025 22:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Maybe if I farm harder I can afford mad

09.08.2025 22:37 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I'm afraid the solution might be ace micro...

09.08.2025 22:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

No bomb, no first strike and no elite sniper for tier one i am lost. Closest I've gotten is sky shredder and I still lost

09.08.2025 22:32 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Wtf is this week's btd6 boss event ?

09.08.2025 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mfw there's no fantasy racial slurs in my racism-themed fantasy game

06.08.2025 02:15 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

C'est moi ou le narrateur dans la recherche du temps perdu au dΓ©but c'est clairement un self insert ???

06.08.2025 01:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Warning, NSFW inbound
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02.08.2025 13:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

That's just super mega (aka the diaper bros)

31.07.2025 01:21 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Idea for a YouTube channel called the Chinese brothers where it's two white guys from Croatia who do let's plays

30.07.2025 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Gay z be like ; I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one , I'm gay z

30.07.2025 15:53 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Gamer Jay z be like : I got 99 fire making

30.07.2025 15:51 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's about the penis

30.07.2025 15:49 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thoughts on "the penis podcast" for a podcast title ? It's about penis

30.07.2025 15:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Finally Duolingo teaches me something useful...

28.07.2025 21:46 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I lost.... I'm going to end it all

28.07.2025 12:11 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Positively pwing

28.07.2025 11:50 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0