David William Sheridan

I nearly always have #subtitles on these days.

Yeah, once you know Death's got you, you can throw caution to the wind.

I do too, but my old knees say No!

The war could go on for a long time, especially at sea, since the US has a LOT of torpedophiles.
#War #Iran #IranWar

I guess he rubbed Deep Heat on it.

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Rise and shine, Professor.

The best pie fight was in the 1965 movie, The Great Race.

#Dune

When you check Uranus and it’s full of galaxies.

A poster for a lost cat saying he's been found safe and he's home.

😭😍❤️‍🩹 You rarely see this.

Passwords with spaces? Hmmm … could be interesting. My password is nothing nothing nothing nothing PASSWORD nothing nothing dollar sign.

This guy’s like a fascist version of the Kardashians: no talent, hasn’t ever done anything of note, all over the fucking internet whenever you look. Put him in the bin and be done with the useless little fucker.

It’s FortheloveofgodMontresor.

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You guys need a Celtic Druidic party to champion the old gods and stand against these Christian blow-ins.

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I’m certain they have little cat watches.

Indeed. The lesson here is that one should never put evil vampires in one’s administration. They make even a fascist administration look bad.

Watched it recently. There really aren’t enough Giant Robot movies, are there? I enjoyed it but felt the last 10 minutes was an unnecessarily gung-ho add-on. Plus, he limps into camp with a busted leg but is able to go tearing off with the ranger group at the end. At least see a medic, man.

Me in the 90s. I later married this young lady.

If you want to have a Republic for the foreseeable you need to do more than just imprison them. You need to use them to send a message to other would-be fascists that America is not a place where their ideology will be allowed to take root. A rope or a bullet should be enough to make the point.

That’s all you need: an infestation of little hobbitoblattas running round your cupboards looking for second breakfast.

At first it may seem a bit wild to think about heiling an idiot like Farage but remember, the Germans heiled that silly-looking little fucker with the daft moustache and the Americans, even now, are heiling that big orange, sphincter-challenged moron, so apparently you get used to it.

“This fire in your kitchen is necessary for the moment and will probably go out when I stop pouring gasoline on it”

Yeah, that’ll be Dr. Drivenorth Tillyagetthere. A lot of the doctors here in Canada are immigrants and they sometimes have long, interesting names too.

Bet it’s the answering machine. Is she blonde, by any chance?

Yeah, these fuckers follow torPEDO Jesus.

Fascists are bullies. They get off on showing their power. But they’re also, at heart, cowards (like all bullies) so don’t expect them to engage in a fair fight.

Your first five words captured the situation much more expansively.

What? Doesn’t wealth and fame protect you from the slings and arrows that fell us plebs?

Just kidding. Glad you’re feeling better. No doubt you used those long stints on the bog to come up with more great writing ideas.