Damien

White House officials, after planning atrocities

This quote post probably goes so hard if you’re a fucking moron

Ryan Dim

Can think of nothing more cowardly than pressing a button to shoot a missile that will land dozens or hundreds of miles away. Little bottle of water next to your desk. "Yes sir" and all that shit. Walking around saluting each other. Fucking losers. Killers.

Lot of people pointing out it’s bad because its ai slop, but also wanted to let you know it’s super racist 👍 hope this answers your question

Imagine having to temerity to post this on Whiskey Friday with Tony Dokoupil

Until we are all safe, none of us are safe. Until all of us are free, none of us are free

Yukon Mishima, looking fly, bout to do something ill advised

Woulda died a lot sooner if he had any honor

Crockett running to be the next fettermen theory undefeated

You promised me dog or higher!

Hell yeah! Inherent Vice mentioned!

Downward line graph

Too late, I have already depicted you as a failed website and me as a part of the commons.

Kid lacks confidence. His dad is too hot

4:30am sucks shit. Damn my inherent Canadian need to watch Olympic hockey.

Ten glorious years of a guy who has mostly been the president and always been the main character of American political life doing posts like this and everyone trying to figure out what cable news segment he saw, misunderstood in the way a dog might misunderstand a crossword, and made into policy.

Trump famously adopts the thinking of the last person he meets with because he’s vapid and lacks principles or beliefs of his own. Bill is the first example of this working in reverse.

Looks like Lance Stroll packed a sack lunch. Smart

Seems like they are significantly SMALLER than a Corolla based on her own graphic. Dummy couldn’t find a smaller car?

How many of these guys in their “early 20s” were powerful billionaires and world leaders trafficking them around the globe to share with their powerful “early 20s” friends?

an image of justice being carried out

a better world is possible

If you don’t read old stuff you’ll never discover that people in the olden days had the same thoughts and feelings and dreams and anxieties you do, sometimes articulated differently, sometimes exactly the same way. You are never truly alone in anything and old writings are a neon sign telling you so

No one is saying headline news and I’m only now realizing I’m the weird one

Screenshot of William’s Twitter feed

Just spending all day posting engagement bait only to see it get completely ignored

I know this is beside the point, but what does he think “friction” had to do with a broken bone?

Just rewatched Manchester by the Sea last night (as one does—alone the night before Valentine’s Day) and man, this is such a bummer. Casey could have been one of the greats if he wasn’t such an asshat.

This MF said Mega

Was the grink there?

*every Canadian reading this* but where are the cheese curds?!?

If we bully him hard enough this could be a real chekhov’s gun situation brewing

a cow stnads next to david lynch, who sits in a director's chair holding coffee next to a free-stnading banner that says FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: LAURA DERN

FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION: LAURA DERN