HeleneTheShort

Aaaaand goodbye forever. Fuck GenAI🖕

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Streamathon graphic for SealThisDeal 2nd streamerversary. Start time 14th November 2025 6pm CET. Time: 48h. 2points per subscription, 1 point per 50bits or 1€ donation. Top 3 supporters get a digital personalised thank you card. Art featured by SealThisDeal.

ATTENTION!! BIG REVEAL!
On Friday 14th of November we're gonna start the very first SealThisDeal Streamathon to celebrate our 2 years Streamerversary! The time is capped to 48h and it's gonna be PACKED with fun and games.
Please come by and celebrate with us!

Art by me.
Art tag: #sealthisart

a cartoon mouse is holding a piece of cheese in its paws ALT: a cartoon mouse is holding a piece of cheese in its paws

I am ready, but my lactose intolerance isn't. That's future Helene's problem

Safe the date graphics for two years streamerversary of SealThisDeal. Purple background polaroid framed art of Seal with a 2 on her head. "Save the date 14.11.2025" is written on the polaroid. Lace and star derails.

Something is cooking! In two weeks we're celebrating my 2 years streamerversary♡

A white breasted nuthatch eating a peanut out of beanie’s hand in the park

*sobbing* I’m a magical princess now

I almost screamed in class 😱

WHAT DO YOU MEAN 3.0???????????????

If you were at TwitchCon and experienced or witnessed harassment, especially from IRL streamers, I'd like to speak with you for a story.

Please signal boost.

Two panel comic in black and white. In the first panel, a bunny sits in the grass, surrounded by sparkles and flowers, on a white background. The second panel zooms in on the bunny's face and the background is black, with white text handwritten in all caps on it: "TOUCHING GRASS ISN'T ENOUGH, I NEED MONEY" Signature: SLEEPIMALI (and the year the comic was made, 2023)

Reposting with alt text since this is going around again!

It might be my Scandinavian bias, but the cover of SOS fucking SLAPS!

*flash back to the leaking ceiling light*

I really wanna buy several of the shirts, but I cannot for the life of me figure out where the items are shipped from and I don't want to get into a fight with the danish customs office 🥲

Good for them

THIS!!

Happy Yeeting of the teeth!

screenshot of a twitter exchange, dated Sept 23 2024: @MaliceDaFirenze: We're making a game where you play a courier rier in 13th century Mongolia. No combat, just you, the horse(s) you've tamed, bred and trained and the vast wilderness. Would you play this? (10k replies, 11k reposts, 131k likes) @doodlewhale: I would love to, as long as it can avoid woke DEI nonsense which appears unlikely as you have pronouns in your bio (shrug emoji) (337 replies, 124 reposts, 10k likes) @MaliceDaFirenze: For every comment like this, I will add one extra pronoun to the game. (2k replies, 700 reposts, 19k likes)

Happy one year anniversary to this banger tweet that got so ridiculously blown out of proportion that it got us 70k wishlists in like a day

People who criticize transgender people say there are only two genders.
But the soul has so much more individuality🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈

No matter how much my activities are restricted, super Chiitan will continue to speak out until we live in a world where everyone can freely express their love and love each other♡

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From LONDON—Claiming that he recognized the member of the royal family, but his memory was hazy, President Donald Trump has spent his entire trip to the U.K. trying to figure out where he knows Prince Andr...

Trump Spends Entire U.K. Trip Trying To Figure Out Where He Knows Prince Andrew From

Pigeon wallet preorders are open 🪶 Oct-Nov delivery

a cartoon character wearing a hat and holding a cane ALT: a cartoon character wearing a hat and holding a cane

Not one, not two, but all the braincells, no matter how many

I can't stop laughing at this stupid edit complete with POTATO STRESS RESPONSE

blocklist here. Feel free to add screenshots if you think I should check anyone out to add them.

Same. In any case, if there is an Animal Crossing or Nintendogs announcement, I cannot be held responsible for my actions. I will scream

I need that last special announcement to be Isabelle. Just a frame of her, noting else

a figurine of professor layton hiding behind an overturned table with a gun. white text says ‘every puzzle has an answer’

me if the nintendo direct on friday doesn’t mention professor layton

I will gladly take 'being forced to stay inside for a year with no human contact' for a year for a new Animal Crossing.
Oh, and a blood sacrifice for Nintendogs

A corncrake standing in a field has its beak open wide as it calls. There is text saying Last Day: Speak up for nature now!

⏰ Last day to tell decision-makers: Stop rolling back vital EU nature laws! Join us to protect the laws that protect us all.

Nearly 200,000 citizens have already urged decision-makers to keep their #HandsOffNature ✋

Send your message before it's too late: iwt.ie/what-we-do/c...

a transgender flag with the words trans lives matter on it ALT: a transgender flag with the words trans lives matter on it

Trans women are women
Trans men are men