IN MICE

Women to continue having babies later in life, ONS projects The ONS also projects women will continue having smaller families than previous generations.

@inmice.bsky.social www.bbc.co.uk/news/article... "Research suggests, external pregnancy at older ages increases the risk of complications during pregnancy and labour." But the research study (a summary) linked to in support of this statement is about pregnany in MICE. www.tommys.org/research/res...

GET EM BRAD

New tinnitus treatment emerges from blocking back-channels in the ear If some speakers in your sound system were broken, you might try to compensate by cranking up the volume on the ones that still work. It turns out that the brain does the same thing when damaged hair ...

I finally got through the noise on this one (6th paragraph) - study is mice not men. (and mice ears look suspiciously human)
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newatlas.com/biology/tinn...

THE ETERNAL QUEST FOR CLARITY

#TEAMSHIFT
#MAKEEMPAY

I HAVE NO GENDER

I AM A CONCEPT

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Lab Mice Appear to Offer 'First Aid' Care to Their Unconscious Companions, Even Pulling on Their Tongues A new study finds that mice will sniff, lick and pull the tongue of other mice that are under anesthesia, serving to open their airways

First aid has been administered ⚕️
IN MICE 🐁
BY MICE 🐭
www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/l...

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I AM A CONCEPT

IN RATS

THIS IS BLUESKY, BIG BOY, WE ACCEPT ALL CREATURES THIS TIME

IN WORMS, IN FERRETS, IN PEOPLE CRUSHING SCIENTIFIC INFRASTRUCTURE (HOPEFULLY THAT ONE IS ABOUT LATE STAGE SYPHILIS)

8 MILLION DOLLARS FOR MAKING THE MICE TRANSGENDER?

(1) YOU MEAN TRANSGENIC, YOU OCHRE MEAT SCULPTURE

(2) IF TRUE ACTUALLY SOUNDS DOPE

TRANSPHOBES CAN GET IN THE SEA AND LIVE THERE

www.livemint.com/news/us-news...

@inmice.bsky.social have some donuts 🐭 xx

MAYBE YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT, YOU STALLION

YouTube video by Saxon - Topic Never Surrender (2009 Remaster)

I KNOW THINGS ARE QUITE TOILET RIGHT NOW IN SCIENCETOWN, BUT IT'LL TAKE A GODDAMN GIANT METEOR FULL OF ANGRY SENTIENT RAZORS TO STOP ME

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ny2k...

COVID 19 DISEASE @ NOT GIVING US THE GODDAMN CONTEXT DOT BLUESKY DOT SOCIAL DOT DO BETTER

DON'T YOU DARE MISS ME WHEN I'M HERE

I AM LEGION AND I AM MANY, AND HORDES OF MICE ARMED WITH LAZER CHAINSAWS STAND BEHIND ME

I WOULD NEVER, YOU'RE A KING

GET EM, DAN

In mice! @inmice.bsky.social

(In fairness, the press release does include "in rodents" in the title, but this breathless summary conveniently left that part out.)

I SEE I DIAGRAM OF A MOUSE

LOOKS PRETTY MOUSEY ALREADY

LET'S ONLY YELL AT PEOPLE WHO NEED YELLING AT

Could ultrasound be the key to treating Alzheimer’s disease? Hints that the removal of amyloid plaques — which are a defining feature of Alzheimer's disease — may not be essential for improving cognition, could have implications for future treatments.

www.nature.com/articles/d42...
In mice…
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SEE HOW EASY THAT WAS, @dailymail.co.uk?

YOU SHUT YOUR LYING CAKEHOLE, TIM ONION

THE ONLY THING MICE HATE IS HAVING THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO TRANSLATIONAL RESEARCH DEVALUED

(AND NAZIS)

Popular sleeping pill shown to block brain's critical cleaning cycle Each night, our brains execute a "wash and rinse" routine that clears away harmful protein waste linked to neurodegenerative diseases like Alzheimer's. Now, new research shows that a common prescripti...

(five paragraphs in, second section, and then we find mice are taking sleeping pills!)

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newatlas.com/sleep/sleepi...

... I'M SEEING SOME RATONES HERE AND I'M FEELING GENEROUS TODAY

BUT WATCH IT

IT SAYS CELLS IN THE TITLE TEXT, RIGHT THERE

LET’S NOT MONSTER PEOPLE WHO DON’T NEED MONSTERING

I UNDERSTOOD THAT REFERENCE

THERE IS NO HOPE FOR EITHER OF US

THERE USED TO BE

AND ALSO THERE STILL IS

RAISE HELL AND JOIN THE MURINES

WE NEVER STOP STIRRING HASHTAG TEAM SPOON

I REUSED THIS FROM SOMEONE ELSE WHO ALREADY DID THAT WITHOUT CREDITING THEM

IF I CAN’T STOP THEM AT LEAST I CAN DISRESPECT THEIR CHOICES