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Is it like a 3 foot wide puck made out of LEGOs that’s got like flashing LED lights or something because otherwise that’s unacceptable

That 3rd line was buzzing out there all night. #GoAvsGo

6-3 Mammoth. Lets in a muffin, melts down, lets in more. Avs press for another, lapse on D, furthering the meltdown until the hook is pulled.

Utah Mammoth, you just got Wedgied. Eat it, nerds! #GoAvsGo

Landy sticking his leg out to block a shot. That’s a classic! #GoAvsGo

Tapping the Scott Wedgewood sign on full auto at this point lol #GoAvsGo

I just love that regardless of the league, whenever someone sends a puck out of play all of the players on the ice instinctually raise their hands in the air like “Hey! HEY! LOOK!”

You could put together a compilation and have David Attenborough narrating the herd’s behavior patterns lol. #GoAvsGo

San Jose scores on the 2 man advantage. Good job, Mitch! lol

That was a significantly better penalty kill #GoAvsGo

Also, I’d be putting Nelson on PP2. Have him center that unit and have Lehks or Nuke in that spot.

Nate with a nasty one… on the power play! The “just give it to Nate and park Landy in the crease” strategy is sound. #GoAvsGo

If I were ranking their coolness it would be Johnny Cash, a huge gap, then the others. That’s not a knock on them, they are very cool. It’s just that Cash is extremely fucking cool.

I’m pushing 50 and he’s been extremely fucking cool for as long as I can remember, regardless of what you listen to.

Yeah, and also he’s healthy. Like, this is what he can do when he’s healthy. Please, glorious hockey gods, praise be, allow him to remain so.

Veteran presence

The-the two HWHAT?

Jack McBain is 6’4’’ 212lbs. That didn’t matter lol

Avs 0 shots on their power play, Utah takes 3 seconds to score on theirs. Cool. Cool cool cool. #GoAvsGo

We’ll have to construct a new sign then

Oh hey by the way SCOTT WEDGEWOOD #GoAvsGo

Their entire existence will be defying expectations, regardless of what those expectations are. They will just instinctually defy them.

They’ll eventually have to George Costanza it and do the exact opposite of what they think is necessary. Need a scoring winger? Trade for a D man.

0 shots from this squad warrants some early-season pincushioning. That’s still a sore spot for all of us right now.

It’s pretty miraculous that guy keeps getting hired because I’m still trying to figure out how and why

Landy must have karmically sensed this, found the Even Steven ratio to be unacceptable, and has drawn another penalty to up his ratio.

Or maybe he’s just banking one so he can ragdoll some fool later. That’s cool too lol. #GoAvsGo

You know who brought their A game early in the season? Wedgie. He’s dialed in. #GoAvsGo

I barely recognize this magnificent human being with a full set of teeth. It’ll take a minute to adjust lol, but that’s okay, we’re thrilled to have you Condor! Looking good. #GoAvsGo

Shambolic right off the hop lol

Kramer from Seinfeld calling Jerry Even Steven

Landy takes a penalty, Landy draws a penalty.

You know who you are? Even Steven.

#GoAvsGo

In out of town divisional news, Dallas is stepping all over Winnipeg’s opener. 5-1 outshooting them 36-14. Oof.

The 3rd line is out there like “look at us, we are the 1st line now” the way they’re playing #GoAvsGo

Despite the fact that it didn’t count, that was a nice save #GoAvsGo