Unhinged Squirrel Girl

I MEAN FLIP SIDE, U DON'T SITUATIONSHIP WOMEN AND ENBIES FOR FOUR FUCKIN YEARS 😂😂😭😭

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Friend: what's the downside of being a lesbian?

Me: the passing back and forth of UTIs and yeast 🫠

Infant mortality rises in states with abortion bans, study finds Increases in infant mortality have been found in U.S. states that enacted abortion bans or severe restrictions after the Supreme Court overturned the landmark ruling that guaranteed a right to the procedure, U.S. researchers said on Thursday.

after the overturning of roe, black infant mortality has spiked nearly 11% in states with abortion bans:

www.reuters.com/world/us/inf...

The new assistant property manager at my building is so cute I forgot how to talk.🤦🏻‍♀️

Well yeah, you're hot in two genders, but you're so much more at peace in the one on the right. It's like you lost five years instead of gained them.

While Trump has been distracting America with everything else, Elon Musk’s staffers are quietly taking over NOAA and the Department of Labor. They are also using AI to help rewrite a significant portion of the federal government’s computer systems.

High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.

Tell me more about Republicans' respect for the military.

www.nbcnews.com/politics/don...

Since all the transphobes are quiet about the possibility of the Department of Education getting eliminated, I guess it was never about protecting women’s sports after all, since the DOE is the department that enforces Title IX.

Cause some chaos!!

me: *suffocating from the unbearable weight of anxiety and breathing my way through a panic attack*

my brain: “H-O-T T-O G-O you can take me HOT TO GO”

The whole Gulf of America thing is the most piss-baby political move ever. I can be immature and petty just like anyone but never in my wildest dreams would I come up with such a piss-baby idea.

ok MOOD

I've been reflecting on why possessiveness is such a defining feature of compulsory monogamy—and how deeply it's tied to the institution of marriage.

Marriage is the pinnacle of monogamy, and historically, it has always been an exchange of property— a transaction of ownership.

Spite's a great motivator.

I wrote twelve books that way.

If you're feeling pissed off at the fuckery afoot? Spite, yo. It'll get you far.

This is what they want to bring back

Truly mad men

I met a woman at a party who was lamenting having no friends to go out with. She had just left a 10y relationship where she lost all her friendships by prioritizing her partner.

For Americans in public health, research, or epidemiology who need to communicate their findings or warnings to the public please e-mail: @nicktsergas.ca at news@canadahealthwatch.ca

First they came for the immigrants, and I spoke out, because I’ve read the damn poem before and I know how it ends.

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My friends: live and let live, I was deeply wronged but there's nothing I can do about it.

Me at everyone who fks with my shit:

Come back, Luigi. Got one more jobber for ya. A big'un

Erica: President Oompa Loompa and Vice President Couch F*cker. What have we oompa-loompa-doopity-done this election cycle?

Tr*no can sign an executive order restoring the biological truth of BOFA DEEZ NUTS 🖕🏻🖕🏻

Mood today: