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@thestrangeeli.bsky.social

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Spoilers for Amanda the Adventurer 3

I’m so happy that there’s a indie mascot horror series that actually gave answers, had an actual ending, and let you save the primary victim of the narrative. That’s so rare. Also, it’s completely worth it to get every secret for that final cutscene.

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I promise you, the gaping maw of loneliness & a lack of purpose borne of the mismatch between the self you truly are & the one-size-fits-all mold of patriarchal masculinity will NOT be filled by subjecting a woman to pregnancy, childbirth, and unequal divisions of labor just so you can be a father.

24.11.2025 15:38 β€” πŸ‘ 328    πŸ” 84    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 4
Ajani, Devoted Defender.

Ajani, Devoted Defender.

A project I was counting on for my December bills got delayed, so I am wide open to take on larger projects and holiday commissions for December delivery.

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I was at Boy Scout camp and some of the older boys were playing it on a cot. They taught it to some of us, and the second I cast Giant Growth on the most scuffed M10 Runeclaw Bear you’ve ever seen, I was hooked.

15.11.2025 19:41 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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It's Partially Muscled Skeleton Stands Scream[ing] Day!

14.11.2024 15:59 β€” πŸ‘ 276    πŸ” 121    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 9

It took a while but it's finished! Rowan, Scion of War and Will, Scion of Peace :)

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Miss World Chile did is in a metal band. This was her talent portion at Miss World
www.instagram.com/reel/DQuI2W7...

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I’m trying to be more chill about UB, and there’s a lot of things I like about the Avatar set, but legend bloat is such a problem in these sets. Like did Appa really need FOUR mechanically-unique cards??

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Zohran Mamdani polled +40% on men under 30. So we wasted all that time on all those think pieces about how we need a Joe Rogan for the left, when what we actually needed were *policies* for the left.

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Capitalism is now illegal

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even when far rightwingers are having an extremely positive experience on all fronts they’re still able to hallucinate a situation where they’re the victim

03.11.2025 17:23 β€” πŸ‘ 15549    πŸ” 2671    πŸ’¬ 465    πŸ“Œ 51

Zohran Mamdani caught lying that he understood Plato’s allegory of the cave, yet when asked to explain it, he seemed to instead explain Baudrillard’s theory of Simulacra and Simulation where reality has been replaced by symbols and signs, which seems similar to Plato’s theory but is not the same

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There never was any ceasefire. The whole thing was a scam to try to get Trump an international peace prize whose winnerβ€”as surely they should have knownβ€”had already been selected prior to the 48 hours during which the scam unfolded.

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I promise you it’s not the first time.

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when you see a big girl with broad shoulders and unshaved legs and shittily applied makeup like she just started doing it for the first time three months ago and a voice like the faggiest bitch on the planet you should be doing this

22.10.2025 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2850    πŸ” 677    πŸ’¬ 33    πŸ“Œ 7

Part of why I'm so enthusiastic about shilling OMENS OF CHAOS is the hope that, if the book does well enough, I can convince Wizards to let me/Mira do a full-length "Children of the Carnival" novel set on Duskmourn.

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Israel bombed Gaza 100 times last night & has, once again, blocked essential aid. They want total death.

Trump's "plan" was always going to lead to this & it's an irrevocable stain on our "leaders" that they rushed to praise it. Only a full embargo on the zionist state will end the genocide.

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the minecraft soundtrack but it's midwest emo
YouTube video by saddyowner the minecraft soundtrack but it's midwest emo
19.10.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

That’s my fucking mayor! πŸ³οΈβ€βš§οΈ (I’m in Minneapolis)

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grawlix | noun | a series of typographical symbols (such as $#!) used in text as a replacement for profanity

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It’s Mage Monday! I love Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar so much. Originally built her for the meme, but she’s become my favorite deck and one of my favorite characters.

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captain barbossa voice: ye best start believin' in the Torment Nexus, yer in one

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given the everything, wotc really needs to take into consideration what it means to ask a lot of marginalized content creators, upon whose hard work the game relies on, to go into environments that could be hostile. racism and transphobia are at a fever pitch, this needs to be taken into account

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I love Magic: the Gathering so much. It makes me sad that the preview panel had so much time, art, and cards for UB, but we only get one piece of splash art for Strixhaven (that we had already mostly seen).

26.09.2025 19:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bread & circuses, but where no-one can afford the bread & all the circuses are being cancelled.

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A lesbian couple cheering from the grades of a fantasy sport game

A lesbian couple cheering from the grades of a fantasy sport game

Supportive Parents
MtG through the Omenpaths
AD: Emily Mazza

Another one for Omenpaths, also in one of my favourite recent planes. What can I say, I have a soft spot for Magic schools...

16.09.2025 08:05 β€” πŸ‘ 730    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 18    πŸ“Œ 7

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