They wanted to give Watty a knighthood for spending millions on players to park the bus & hit Celtic on the break! Karma is a bastard! Worst Celtic team to win at Ibrox since Brian O’Neill scored for Macari’s side.

Cannae take a beating eh?
2 weeks of hand wringing from Police Scotland before investigation dropped. Rangers fans allowed to jog back off park & escape

It would help if Muriel Grey would stop burning down the art school - the mad wreckless nutcase that she is!

HMRC too busy going after chicken feed amounts from PAYE contractors. Owe them £836m you’re met with hand wringing. Owe them £1.5k & they’ll whip it out yer pay quicker than you can say “are you sure that’s right”?!

What part of Clacton is Mar-a-Lago in?

Watching the finale of #Hijack S2.
Undoubtedly, the biggest pile of pish ever produced. Leaps of logic, plot holes, terrible scoattish accents & illogical behaviour! Just nonsense.

Yeah - but it won’t get them a seat on the premier political show BBC Question Time - sorry - Farage vehicle: Reform’s BBC Question Time.

I’d buy it but I’d get a RSI from the colouring in

I enjoyed series 1 of #Hijack. Stretched credibility but got away with it. Series 2 is beyond any limits of sense. Bullet wounds treated with a Kleenex tissue, chance to escape by car - I’ll just check the boot, abandoned station but a fully stocked vending machine? Just fucking mince!

The plan has always been “don’t get too far ahead of Rangers”!
The plan is working & Nicolson picks up £1m a year as patsy!

I hate to do this but I immediately thought of the line in Maggie May “the morning sun, when it’s in your face, really shows your age”! Or is it the constant stress of remembering which lie is the correct lie to lie about that is aging her?

An insipid collection of players, poorly set up & managed. Fourth looking more likely than 2nd!

Kuenssberg built her career on the leaks & inside info from him. He got to dip his boaby! Reciprocal arrangements continue!

I remember Goram time wasting throughout that game. Would take by kicks from the opposite side. Roll about with any contact. Until, Lubo’s goal then he couldn’t get rid of it fast enough

He’ll be putting that towards one of the kid’s campaign funds.

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This makes Heated Rivalry look like a buddy movie! Tone it down guys! Yer one shot short of getting the baby oil out!

Don’t you guys have subtitles or is the reading speed too much of a stretch?

Profiting off of the death of soldiers - not a good look is it?

Somebody didn’t mention the 66 World Cup win?

Christ! That’s a long movie!

“I’m not as think as you drunk I am”!

Standing room? In a cinema? Got any other examples of fire codes being trashed?

a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg ALT: a man in a plaid shirt is sitting in front of a window with a sticker that says ugg

In the name of the wee man!!! Is she still going on? “And, the parking attendant at Waitrose stopped me from parking in the disabled spot - my nursery school teacher, where’s she now? It’ll teach her to hide my crayons….”!! #suellagabberman

They will, never again, criticise the Trump administration due to fear of being sued. He has, effectively, neutered them as a news organisation.

@lbc.co.uk Dame Priti Patel “Britain first” she states! Remind me! Why did Teresa May sack her?

Andy Burnham is like the guy on the bench who is returning from injury. He wasn’t very good before but improves week on week because he’s not playing!

Nope! Just rambling. Cupcake recipes, favourite colour, best holiday experience; just stream of consciousness splurge

Donald Trump. Is he alright? It’s like my Alzheimer’s granny opening her Christmas presents.

Bit dull this #AFCON stuff eh?

Reform = Temu Tories