Skeletor in a wig!

A frequent diner with Andrew Mountbatten says what?

The insanity of the conspiracy minded morons who now wield political power in the US, but it may well prove to be a turning point.

If they do this, many children will die or suffer life changing illnesses.

Tourism will stop, both ways.

Businesses will collapse.

Someone will be blamed.

#r4today

Up there with dog bites man story! You’ll be telling us that there may be some football games cancelled due to weather next!

I’ll have a couple of ounces of what he’s on!

It profits a man nothing to sell his soul for the world but for a swag bag?

Why aren’t they doing it now? Energy is a reserved matter so why aren’t they doing it now? There’s work going on in Scotland on SMRs right now. Why’s that ignored? PR, in your case, doesn’t stand for Proper Reporting! Stenographers!

Vibes of “yer sister was a good ride” recommendation there!

And they’re ignoring the lax employment laws where people can be paid off book - service, food & agricultural sectors rife with it.

Fine piece of churnalism here! Absolutely no factual content & heavy reliance on wishful thinking! Energy policy is a reserved matter - why don’t you do it now? Why aren’t Labour making these steps immediately? There is nothing stopping them!

Or, “we’re gonna get our arses handed to us in 2026 - quick stir up some boogeyman”! It’s as if Finland Estonia Latvia et al don’t exist!

Always amazed at the constant headlines, “Greens X policy - a win for Putin”! Or “Independence - a win for Putin”! But, I’ve only ever seen one journalist give Brexit the same treatment! Independence, allows that choice & that statement pre-supposes everyone would want SNP policies in a new state!

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It’s Henrik Larsson! He’s the King of kings. Everyone knows that!

On a separate note - he looks like my grandma - right before she passed away! She had that death pallor look that he has.

The whole British government and media loves Maccabi Tel Aviv fans! The far right football fans that love to cause violence! *5 minutes later* We regret to inform you the Maccabi Tel Aviv fans are far right and have caused violence

I don’t think they’ve a lot to worry about. A guy who has barely managed a top flight team & not done the job since leaving Carlisle in 2019 managed to turn Celtic over fairly easily. And he’s getting sacked before Christmas!

Was it a penguin with a cunning disguise?

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Strength of the question blew him over. Seen less obvious dives on the football field. Went down in instalments.

Catcher in the rye

Giving big Connor Roy vibes!

Is that who that wee hobbit looking fucker is? Guy can’t get through any spiel without consulting his mountain of notes like an intern on a Teams interview. Absolute amateur!!

I am agog! With friends like that who needs enemies

This interview should not be shared & left where only his deluded loyalists can find it. An utter non-entity whose opinion is worth less & less with each passing day. If he hadn’t gone to Eton he’d be sponging drinks & boring the shit out of regulars in a bar in surbiton!

I look forward to the police tents outside Morgan Mcsweeney’s house! That’s how it works right? Or do police just get sent in to SNP politician’s houses? #bbcpoliticslive

Having gone through straits of Hormuz several times I had to check where Qatar had been moved to!

It was the same with the beatification of Dominic Cummings & his writings! Masturbation memorandums treated like the sermon on the mound! But, always had that David Icke feel about them!

Lyce Douset is doing a fantastic job of carrying this BBC coverage of hostage release whilst there is absolutely knack all going on!

Remind me why Patel got sacked from her job as Secretary of State for international development?

Yeah, BUT, Angela Rayner’s boyfriend might have used her car so…..

It obviously has for you - looks like yer never out of the place!