Ska Gives Me Life

Are my food aversions part of my tism or is it because I've read Sinclair's The Jungle three times

A Caesar salad kit coming without Parmesan cheese feels like a sign of a recession.

Charlie Kirk once said "I think empathy is a made up New Age term that has done a lot of damage." So I don't think he would want us to weep for him.

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

So another shooting in Utah. I want to make a few things perfectly clear.

1. The Utah GOP made today's shooting possible, allowing for open carry on campus. That law went into effect in March.

2. We frequently deal with armed men with guns that show up to our rally's. It is a way of life here.

wow it's almost like in the souls of the people the grapes of wrath are filling and growing heavy or smth idk

Rejoicing the fall of your oppressor is not the same as reaping malice on the innocent.

Did you see what he was wearing though? I think he was asking for it.

"I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the 2nd Amendment to protect our other God-given rights. That is a prudent deal. It is rational."-Charlie Kirk in 2023, after 6 ppl (inc. 3 children) were shot & killed in a Nashville school

Google extract: NBC News https://www.nbcnews.com Live updates: Charlie Kirk shot at event in Utah 24 minutes ago — Kirk, the right-wing activist and founder of Turning Point USA, was giving a presentation at Utah Valley University. Something went wrong!

Let’s work on this lede

When can I expect the funny memes to start popping off, is there a minimum wait time after an event like this?

The names of my most listened to playlists, no I will not be elaborating:

The opposite of a sensory deprivation tank
CUNTry ✨💖👢
Don't Dissociate, Just Vibe
🚬jazz
P✨ssy Thr💖sh
stank face
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Idk I just think a tattoo would solve and prevent a lot of problems right now

I've had plenty of cringe moments, but at least I never got a Harry Potter tattoo 🙈

I call this one my Femme Fatale Shelf. My favorite genre lately is women who k¡ll #booksky

My wife woke up this morning and told me "I'm still mad that Katya didn't win."

I Mandela'd myself into thinking that @katya-zamo.bsky.social won RuPaul All Stars season 2

Sure, your feelings are valid. They're just also distasteful af

Dead Kennedys making a memorial Jackie Robinson post was not on my 2025 bingo card.

Internet: fLasHiNg YeLLoW mEaNs CauTiOn NoT sToP
Memphis drivers: traffic lights don't mean shit no matter what color is flashing: red, yellow, or blue 🚗💨💨

the joker is wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt Alt: Gif of Heath Ledger as the Joker wearing a purple jacket and a black shirt, from the Dark Knight. He's leaning out a window and says "and. here. we. go."

Waking up April 8, 2025 in America.

Maybe it'll look more impressive if I put "professional scapegoat" on my LinkedIn

It's 2025, when are we going to get a gas mask emoji

Why Listening to Megan Thee Stallion While Reading Tolkien is an Act of Class Rebellion, an Essay

Pour one out, it looks like 12ft.io is down again 😞

one thing i keep thinking about is how there is simply no way to design a constitutional system that can resist authoritarian incursion if participants in that system do not actually care that much

My commute to work is about 15 minutes, and Kendrick's Superbowl performance is almost 14 minutes. Just saying.

christopher cantwell, the once-infamous "crying nazi," has faded into obscurity since his release from federal prison two years ago.
he went silent online a month ago, promising to return eventually.
he was arrested over the weekend & charged with felony strangulation.

old Soviet joke for our times:

Guy stops by the newsstand every day, scans the front page, doesn’t buy the paper. One day the vendor asks what he’s up to.

Guy says: “looking for an obituary.”

Vendor says “those are towards the back of the paper, comrade.”

Guy says: “not the one I’m looking for.”

To all of my nurse friends who are angry that this is what it's taken to bring attention to patient-nurse assault, think how minorities and BIPOC feel every day. Now is a time that we can weep together and find strength in solidarity.