The Original PAuPer

Finally found something to do tonite! Wish me luck!

This design is just begging to be used for fashion inspiration 🙌🏼

The duality of Man

It's her foray into bondage!

Serebii Update: More reveals will come for Pokémon Legends: Z-A on November 19th 2025

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Feeling that dry scratchy feeling in the back of my throat so either my sinuses are acting up or I'm getting sick 🤒 and I hope it's the former bc I do NOT wanna use any more sick days so I can have my two weeks around Christmas off

If you don't like making stuff and it's not bc you're depressed, wtf is wrong with you? Like for real, get help.

Found the platonic ideal of an onion today. Feeling truly bless-ed.

Good morning... but at what cost?

My brother-in-law's parents made ai images of my niece for her bday party 🤮

Bonus points: use a ghillie suit instead of camo.

Also bonus points depending on the party venue: not a strap-on but just your actual dick. Maybe pop some Viagra beforehand to stay hard.

a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder . ALT: a close up of a cartoon character with glowing eyes and a skull on his shoulder .

Gay Halloween costume idea: full body camo with a dildo strap-on and a bottle of poppers hanging from the belt.

A "head" hunter!

🤔📝📝📝

Tried the sauna at the gym today. Significantly less gay sex than I expected.

Yaass Queen

Steelers out on the field. The color of the pants makes them look like they're not wearing pants.

Eat the rich except for Jacinthe, she can stay

Just don't wanna not go today and lose the mental momentum I have going

Hey fitness dudes, I'm trying to start working out again and I'm weirdly looking forward to going to the gym rn (very unusual for me), but I'm still hella sore from going two days ago. I know soreness is expected but would it be ill advised to workout today while still super sore?

Oh??? Will do!

So that ZA after credits scene, eh? Didn't expect to ever have something like that in a Pokémon game 🥲

I went to the gym today. Please tell me "good boy" 🥺

Picking this up again now that it's getting chilly. Just a sleeve and a half to go! 🧶

That's tomorrow! Be patient!

I just REALLY like stories

Crying in the bathroom at work bc I remembered The God of Arepo and got emotional 🥲

Apparently the latest update removed the ability to send texts to myself so now I can't use that as a reminder anymore 😀🙃

Walking around holding an ornate staff that can be used as both a walking aid and a weapon wouldn't fix all my problems but it would fix a lot. Wouldn't even have to use it, just holding it would help.

First Halloween since the world found out who Luigi Mangione is. I expect a lot of costumes.

What fresh hell hath Satan seen fit for mine eyes to gaze upon today?