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@thesalt.bsky.social

I'm an illustrator based in Melbourne. I like to draw things. I also do some drawing and animating on Twitch. I'm also one of the hosts of @hypothepod.bsky.social which is a podcast about conspiracies, and sometimes turtles.

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Isn't it about communists and unwashed lefties?

04.02.2026 15:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
X Japan Endless Rain from "The Last Live" HD
YouTube video by Yoshiki X Japan Endless Rain from "The Last Live" HD

youtu.be/7rwJIeN1M7o?...

20.01.2026 17:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It's wild to me that companies are like "hey it's cricket season, let's run an ad with someone doing Richie Benaud and Tony Grieg impersonations!". "Great idea, Phil".

Both blokes dead (RIP) 10+ years.

20.12.2025 10:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

"Oh, not with a sandwich...and not as your drink."

17.12.2025 10:31 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Preview
a man wearing a beret is smiling and saying ooookaaay ... ALT: a man wearing a beret is smiling and saying ooookaaay ...
08.12.2025 10:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

If it's on here it's available! Time waster!

06.12.2025 12:34 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why is everyone just insanely horny for The Grinch this year? Did I miss something?

04.12.2025 04:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I will watch every episode of this. But I hope your mouth heals quickly!

03.12.2025 09:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Hey so try not to have dental problems. Toothache -> Extraction -> Dry Socket = 6 dentist visits in 2 weeks and a whole lot of ongoing inescapable pain and misery and looking down the barrel of possible surgery. 0/10.

28.11.2025 12:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Lol cum.

22.11.2025 11:27 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I watched it. But I don't know the cultural reference. So yeah maybe workshop it a little more.

07.11.2025 23:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

They always kinda make me think I'm eating ears.

I am a fan of the chewier ears though for sure.

05.11.2025 04:36 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As a fellow have-been-hit-by-a-car person I'm so glad you're ok! It's such a shocking thing to happen and process. Be kind to yourself if the sudden rush of emotions hit once your body stops blasting you with emergency chemicals xo

16.10.2025 15:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I wonder if they get around it somehow by not showing the actual email to the vendor? Like when I make a sale at a market, if someone wants an email receipt it just shows me like - as***@***.com.

08.09.2025 06:53 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Whatever their processing system was, you've probably bought something using it somewhere else and provided an email address. Maybe for a receipt or something?

I think Square can auto add customers to marketing email lists if their details are in the system. I'm sure others probably can too.

08.09.2025 06:22 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Get some No Dogs in your ears! Definitely not about a dog.

29.08.2025 02:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Cafes here need to adopt the American diner style bottomless basic filter coffee. One of the best things about the US. I don't care what anyone says, they do bulk brewed basic black coffee well.

24.08.2025 11:42 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Oh yes the much sought after wedge swine.

24.08.2025 02:53 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Smacking Pumpkins.

16.08.2025 07:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My money is on your norks in a street fight.

01.08.2025 12:56 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
Post image 28.05.2025 20:05 — 👍 34540    🔁 7209    💬 296    📌 199

Ok look. I draw a lot of mushrooms. If you see me drawing mushrooms or I post any mushroom art it's not a statement on current events. It's just a penis thing, ok? #MushroomMurders #Mushrooms #Art #Freud

07.07.2025 05:22 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A side by side of a botched restoration of an old Jesus painting with an unflattering court room illustration of accused mushroom killer Erin Patterson with the text Practice! Practice! Practice! Suggesting that they were done by the same artist at different points in their artistic journey.

A side by side of a botched restoration of an old Jesus painting with an unflattering court room illustration of accused mushroom killer Erin Patterson with the text Practice! Practice! Practice! Suggesting that they were done by the same artist at different points in their artistic journey.

Hey I'm so glad they've kept up with doing their little drawings! It's really coming along! #PracticeMakesPerfect #Mushrooms #Jesus #MushroomJesus

30.06.2025 06:46 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

#Justice4TheNorked

24.06.2025 02:32 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

One time I was inspecting a unit and once the entire mob of us that were there to see it went inside one of the neighbours started playing their trumpet full blast haha. Should have seen everyone side eye each other and then quietly leave.

18.06.2025 15:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Market next weekend. Need to print a bunch of stuff. Perfect time for my printer to just absolutely start shitting itself and not working right. Yay.

02.06.2025 09:23 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I love...LOVE...the UK version of Tipping Point but it fills me with such BURNING RAGE when the contestants drop the counter and it doesn't fall flat, but they NEVER FUCKING ADJUST WHEN THEY PRESS THE BUTTON! Come on people...

27.05.2025 05:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Yeah skulls are sick, get with the program.

13.05.2025 08:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Orange = spooky Halloween pumpkin pope.

09.05.2025 04:56 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So Clive Palmer spent $60m on an election campaign that infuriated the nation, didn't win a seat. Says now he's too old for politics and wants to feed the homeless so donated $5m to Foodbank. Flip those $ and act more humanitarian two months ago and you might have got some more votes. #AusVotes2025

04.05.2025 12:31 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0