virescent 🌱⌛️

Football players huddle so they can play a quick round of rock paper scissors to decide who will get the ball.

Oh, that's why they do that?

getting word iran launching strikes on mr beast land in saudi arabia

source tells me mr beast land is stable

please god

There should be an Earth for people who don't hate all living things

operation epic furry

God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave THE HEAVENS—Admitting He felt torn between His true feelings and His fear of the unknown, the Lord God Almighty announced Monday that He no longer loved humanity but was too afraid to leave. “Any affe...

God Admits He No Longer Loves Humanity But Is Too Afraid To Leave

guy who says “pickled back up”

…and then i just started greening all over the place. and the rest is history.

due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69! [slaps my big elon musk shaped belly and jumps into an X] #youhearditherefolks

if i was an alien this whole time in secret, my takeaway from humanity is they really talk about killing themselves like a lot

something they put in this strain man idk it’s making me post straight banger after banger tonight

i’m just a normal girl nobody loves me

- those queen guys if they were cool

OH SHIT! the thots are invading the GC and we have to banish them! BEGONE, THOT! ahh fuck the thots are everywhere! you have to help me! their teeth! gods their teeth! you have to help me AAAAUUUUHGHHH whimper…

wow i learned simething new

rare small randomly occurring tactile hallucinations are so funny i don’t even care

imagine you find a most beautiful little rock and there’s a little friend inside who eats the yucky part of veggies so you don’t have to

guy who asks for wings with the bones on the side so he can put them back in the “right” way

we invented a mac and cheese song specifically to get stuck in your head so you’ll buy our mac and cheese. greatest market system in the world. come on, sing the mac and cheese song! sing it! you’re so hungry for mac and cheese, aren’t you? sing the mac and cheese song! IT’S IN YOUR HEAD, SING IT!

[wheezing mechanically]

now draw her buying wonderbread

that shit's just fuckin' up there, huh?

when you take away the sharp edges in pixel art it just looks blurry as hell to me idk

i can make congress the wettest place on earth and you can too all you have to do is buy a clicker and a ticket to a congress game

lowkey i had this one up until i didn’t know what to do after running away

i love immediately resigning and saying be’d whenever i forget the word been

> be artist
> think about making art
> get excited about making art
> never make art
> never make art
> never make art
> artist be’d

Fascinating: a redditor who went outside for the first time recently was asked to draw how food grows from plants. This is what he came up with.

I’m straight but jimboys chicken taquitos be sooooo good

due to inflation 420 has gone up by 69! [big elon musk shaped belly jumps up into an X]