Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’
Nation Admittedly Curious To Hear How Trump Pronounces ‘Strait Of Hormuz’ https://theonion.com/nation-admittedly-curious-to-hear-how-trump-pronounces-strait-of-hormuz/
03.03.2026 16:00 — 👍 1410 🔁 144 💬 25 📌 10
Epstein Trump badge for the US armed forces
Day 4
03.03.2026 16:03 — 👍 822 🔁 270 💬 20 📌 10
A PSA from Thomas Massie:
01.03.2026 15:47 — 👍 30350 🔁 9059 💬 627 📌 341They're going to get those Epstein files out of Iran no matter what it takes.
28.02.2026 13:24 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0this is what they said it would be like under socialism
27.02.2026 21:06 — 👍 19173 🔁 4331 💬 1077 📌 170
The entire Democratic strategy debate — "moderate" or move left? fight or compromise? — is based on a misreading of data. Voters don't think Dems are too progressive; they think Dems are weak. The actual math on what to do about this isn't even close!
New: www.gelliottmorris.com/p/new-poll-d...
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress) @rebeccaferguson.com This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request. why on earth would you message me if you were real I need you to watch my movies. the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies? I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft. In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice."
"Real media access is still only on Twitter."
"No one important uses or will ever use this site."
Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
10 hour study with me at Columbia showing lunch
Her in the library
DHS illegally arrested me please help Text against image of her knees
Columbia student detained today is a day-in-the-life influencer with 100K followers. Her stories right now go from her studying for a Genetics exam in a nicely edited "ten hour study with me at Columbia" video, to a photo of her knees with the caption "dhs illegally arrested me please help"
26.02.2026 17:15 — 👍 5656 🔁 2113 💬 43 📌 110
Maclean's approached me about writing a personal essay on Alberta Secession and my opposition to it.
It was published today.
macleans.ca/politics/i-d...
This guy gets it.
23.02.2026 20:42 — 👍 23639 🔁 5746 💬 454 📌 804“These include what appears to be more than 50 pages of FBI interviews, and notes from conversations with a woman who accused Trump of sexual abuse decades ago when she was a minor.”
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1. Until Sunday, it wasn’t clear to me why Savannah Guthrie’s mom was still missing nearly a month after her disappearance. Then came images of the FBI director, Kash Patel, partying with members of the US Olympic hockey team after they won the gold medal.
Then it all started to make sense.
This is the most incredible footage of blue whales I’ve ever seen
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The reason we're here is that tens of millions of people will punch a hole in a wall if they hear someone used food stamps to buy soda but they're fine if the right-wing podcaster turned fbi director uses his taxpayer funded private jet to go party whenever he feels like it bsky.app/profile/thed...
22.02.2026 23:01 — 👍 18514 🔁 6563 💬 431 📌 175Requiem For A Dream
22.02.2026 19:45 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0It was a hockey game. Everybody chill.
22.02.2026 19:33 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Losing the gold medal game is brutal, but here’s a plushie to ease your pain
22.02.2026 18:13 — 👍 53 🔁 12 💬 4 📌 1
MAHER: “QAnon said there's a vast conspiracy to traffic kids and they were more right than I thought.”
@jamestalarico.bsky.social : “QAnon was wrong about one thing: They thought Trump was the one to take down the secret pedophile ring- he's in the middle of it.”
(From @bluegeorgia.bsky.social )
In honour of Canadian curling Saturday, here’s a killer song about the sport by a legendary Winnipeg band. 🇨🇦 🥌
Tournament of Hearts, by The Weakerthans
youtube.com/watch?v=xQF5...
I never thought I would thank David Sacks... But I appreciate him accidentally killing this trend once and for all. Thank you for your service, you unfunny son of a bitch.
21.02.2026 16:00 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0“As an android, my positronic brain is not affected by the psychoactive chemicals in ‘marijuana’. However, I have written a new subroutine for my personality matrix that will *simulate* the effects of tetrahydrocannabinol temporarily, so that I may participate in your ‘dream blunt rotation’”
21.02.2026 02:03 — 👍 476 🔁 104 💬 5 📌 2
Absolutely wild. WSJ reporting that some OpenAI staffers thought the Tumbler Ridge shooter's use of ChatGPT raised the potential of real world violence but leadership decided not to alert RCMP. www.wsj.com/us-news/law/...
20.02.2026 23:28 — 👍 1699 🔁 838 💬 33 📌 140Remember, these guys fired all the people who actually know what they're doing because "DEI" and then hired the absolute dumbest people imaginable because of "meritocracy" and... then they do stuff like leaving comments enabled in their "this is how we concentration camp" PDF.
20.02.2026 19:24 — 👍 1111 🔁 396 💬 13 📌 3
Every day I wake up and deal with people romanticizing the early 2000s and making me feel old
Juicy on the ass
Someone a decade+ younger than I asked me if I saw the Matrix in theaters and how cool that must have been
20.02.2026 18:23 — 👍 7649 🔁 1415 💬 195 📌 105
WE FIRED OUR FACT CHECKERS AND PASSED THE SAVINGS TO YOU.
Become A Member. Get The Paper. https://membership.theonion.com/?campaign=701a500001bfegPAAQ
20.02.2026 19:30 — 👍 1309 🔁 105 💬 10 📌 3
GORSUCH: “.. permanent accretion of power in the hands of one man. That is no recipe for a republic.” 👀
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