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Not to armchair diagnose every weird white person but my dad did ask me the other day when season 2 of Fallout is coming out because "I wanna see more Kyle Maclachlan" so idk maybe sometimes the signs are there

At least the dystopia we're living in is really funny.

(Also, me from 10 years ago who was actually a big Katy fan would have gone bananas about this.)

Grandpa Simpson yelling at a cloud

Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!

:)

It's immersive gameplay!

Starting to think I should add some sort of bandwagon Blue Jays swag to my Halloween costume...

I already didn't want his dad's stupid face on our money but jfc read the room dude

New Yorkers you absolutely need to vote in the upcoming election- confidence for Mamdani may be high, but take nothing for granted. Show up please.

Marjorie Taylor Green is literally the Jewish space lasers lady

She’s an anti-semite!

That’s why she opposes Israel, not because she supports human rights

Do not fucking circulate her saying “oh she’s being reasonable” jfc

Your Halloween costume is "sexy" plus the last internet search you made:

Sexy Shohei Ohtani

In unrelated news I am playing New Vegas for the eleventy hundredth time

At this point my inability to finish Death Stranding is just an ongoing background joke in my own life so I might as well commit to the bit.

A new MLB poster for the upcoming Dodgers vs Blue Jays game takes homage to the Marvel vs. Capcom: Clash of Super Heroes key visual.
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A graphic showing the progression of the definition of next gen visuals: - everything is shiny - everything is yellow - everything is softly shaded - everything is blue

Excited that we are back at north on my unified next gen visuals wheel

I had a messy friend breakup a few months ago that I try to not overshare about online but my ex-bestie was (still is) conventionally attractive, cool new yorker, good job, nice apartment, great fashion sense. Had literally 1 match in a year on dating apps. I know the apps suck but not THAT much.

It is also peak representation of having a job, now that I think about it

Also, when we're talking about a series where, like, 75% of the characters have had their bodily autonomy violated at some point in their lives, there's a very real reason why lots of women and queer people would relate to that!

I'm gonna give men a freebie here and tell them this is part of why women love Metal Gear.

You get the best of both worlds by having men using That Voice but also they're all gay little idiots who eat cheeseburgers and yap about movies.

Slightly crunchy jpeg of a tumblr post that reads: sometimes you have to ge a bit mentally ill to get mentally well so if thinking naruto would be proud of you for brushing your teeth is what gets you to brush your teeth well grab that toothbrush dattebayo

Turns my ballcap backwards. Dattebayo

You can gentrify every block in Toronto all you want for the money launderers but you cannot kill the Spadina weirdos in a way that matters.

To the random guy at College and Spadina who just complimented my Star Wars jacket by way of playing charades through the window of a streetcar: thank you, I think!

Not going to lie to you guys. Having summer seasonal depression and living in a time where I am sleeping with my windows open in mid-October is kinda messing with me rn.

we’re at the intermission of Hadestown, pretty good so far, but confused as to why they haven’t used any boons yet? not even a Daedalus hammer??

a cartoon character laying on the ground in front of a sign that says dregs benedict ALT: a cartoon character laying on the ground in front of a sign that says dregs benedict

Thank Goodness You're Here remains the most peak representation of Northerners in media, and yes I am including (mild spoilers) the ending musical number.

happy none pizza left beef day!! it's been 18 years and is now old enough to vote

Just now learned about an artist named Takahiro Kanie who did a bunch of really nice official mario art exclusively for things like jigsaw puzzles and shampoo bottles

“Fuck AI”

— Guillermo del Toro

🎥 Vanity Fair

Screenshot from Windows Settings>Privacy and Security>Text and image Generation. "Text and image generation uses on-device AI technologies to quickly respond to requests. Turning this settings off will not affect apps and features using cloud AI technologies. Text and image generation Windows and anyone using this device can use Text and image generation.

BY THE WAY

If you've updated to Windows 11 recently, you're probably on version 25H2.

There's a new setting in Settings: Privacy & Security.

Scroll aaaaaaaalll the way to the bottom and you'll see "Text and Image Generation."

TURN IT OFF.

my god there has never been a more accurate use of this