Daren

The Chucks rarely disappoint

A graphic styled like a computer pop-up window. At the top is a gray browser-style bar with three small circles on the left. The header reads: “Another @Merirei-Made Carousel.” On the right: “Step 01 of 16.” Large magenta title text reads: “THE SAVE AMERICA ACT” Below in bold black text: “Terms & Conditions Apply” Body text reads: “This carousel explains the SAVE Act. Before reacting, please review the requirements.” A magenta button says: “Continue” At the bottom in small gray text: “Failure to provide documentation may result in denial of registration.”

🧵 The SAVE America Act 🧵

Terms & Conditions Apply.

Before the takes, read what it actually does.

This thread breaks down, step by step, how the bill changes voter registration.

What does it do? Is it recognizing the wearer when they put them on for security? Or will it whisper in your ear who it is you are talking to when you forget their name? Those could be helpful. Or just the standard evil villain "alert authorities when anyone of color is detected". Feels more likely

Like a real life train analogy and they went with 1 > 9m

"trains" like America has this vast infrastructure of public transit trains that citizens use everyday

A new "Ow! My balls!" submission

Post a banger not in English

Maybe cheating, but I'm going full set here

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The people's MVP

To be fair, we are also shit talking Vikings

Robbed.

Myers right next to the submit button makes this an easy MVP call

They are going to be so mad when the transcript comes out

I appreciate the @rotoworld-fb.bsky.social commitment to the "Denny goes to the Super Bowl" bit each year. They have to be costing NBC a fortune in green screen fees.

Take it to Arby's

What Sanchez hadn't ran head first into a 300 lbs man's ass

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It's OK to acknowledge this is real and probably not something he should have done. It does not make him a radical terrorist or even a bad person, just a pissed off citizen who (probably) made a mistake. It also doesn't change the fact that they brutally executed him in the street 11 days later.

Even the people he uses for his "we're catching predators" schtick were already in custody of MN DOC. They are literally "catching" people already in jail cells and this coward, instead of hyping the good work HIS OWN STATE has done, he uses is to think his chest for trump.

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For any elected official who needs to hear this, I impart a lesson learned from the NFL:

When the other team is tired and on the back foot, you don’t call a timeout so they can catch their breath. You grind their fucking face into the dirt until the final whistle blows and you’ve won the game.

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Soon (hopefully)

@dennycarter.bsky.social your time has come

In a way, she isn't wrong. She is just confusing correlation and causation. It wasn't violent in MN before they "uncovered fraud" but you know what else happened around then? ICE showed up and started causing violence in the streets.

Psst - Stephen Miller is never the answer

MN Representative Elliot Engen's response to my email requesting he speak up for the citizens he represents. Joke of a person, disgrace of a representative.

And just like that ICE has executed another person in Minnesota. My vote will go to any candidate who promises to prosecute Trump, Noem, RFK Jr., Hegseth, and every ICE officer with sedition, terrorism, and murder.

Fuck this administration.