Dez!

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DIY HRT: Everything I Can Legally Tell You

My guide to do-it-yourself hormone therapy, months in the making, is out now on YouTube. Tell your friends! xoxo

youtu.be/o2Ggwe2j0Gc

Y'all, I am simply begging you to start masking up again. We will have no information on the pandemic currently underway AND no information when/if H5N1 makes the jump.

Don't wait for someone from the government to tell you to start protecting yourself because it will be way too late if they do.

Biiiiiiiiiitch 💕

Drunk on buzz balls and crying about my ex (tiktok)

America! You NEED a refresher course in "dealing with nazi's" apparently... This! Accept no substitute

Whoever made pussy taste like that needs an award

What if we kissed
Under the rubble of a collapsed oligarchy

All I want to do all day all night all afternoon is eat your pussy. Feral

Not at all, they clearly don’t know what they’re talking about

Jimmy Buffet died so I could kiss more trans people, are you really gonna let his sacrifice be in vain?

Cishets “not using “fabulous” as the sole compliment for anyone appearing queer” challenge impossible

When you wake up in the morning to being cockwarmed by your best friend-

The slick salty sweetness on my tongue. The feeling of my throat finally being full. The contentment as I look at the sloppy mess I have created and eagerly as for more.

I especially like them w/ big pieces of butter. I always say I want more than one, but then the first one gets there and it’s so big I get so excited. The syrup dripping down my chin and on to my chest as I slurp down that ooey goodness that fills me with its warmth. God I need it! Also strong women

girl dick rocks

boy pussy pops

trangender

Red Bellied Woodpecker Gryphon

Don't call it a hole. Call it a bred box.

Talk is cheap

Every worthwhile American cuisine has one of four origins:

1. Invented by ethnic minority that wasn't allowed to eat regular food

2. Invented by cult to stop masturbation

3. Asshole customer, chef revenge

4. World's Fair

“Starting prep may cause headaches and migraines that last 2-4 weeks.” Bruh I’ve gone through two bottles of painkillers in like a week I need something else that’ll help I’ve been wasted in pain

Prove it

On my own block too

That's based and estrogen pilled of you, bestie

I experience “one nipple too big so I can’t get surgery to correct them and have them both shaped to a way I would like” syndrome is that related?

Being made to feel I have to constantjy “prove” I’m a dom leaning switch is… incredibly invalidating

Scubanubis

*slaps hood of clitoris* you can fit so many nerve endings in this bad boy

Do YOU have a perma broken wrist?? Do YOU get wrap gloves and tie them around your wrist to HOLD THE BONES TOGETHER??
YOU could be entitled to compensation!!

sign that mistakenly reads 30 NEW MILFS

in my area???

Take, eat. This is my body.