I knew my neighbor was planning to kill me. He just had that look in his eyes and that's why I had to shoot him your Honor.
02.03.2026 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I knew my neighbor was planning to kill me. He just had that look in his eyes and that's why I had to shoot him your Honor.
02.03.2026 23:00 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
AI cat interview on YT:
Human: What's the most evil thing you've done?
Cat: Well, there have been a few arsons, but done in a cute way.
This is the stupidest explanation yet for this war. βWe knew theyβd attack us if they got attacked, and we knew theyβd be attacked, so we had to attack them.β Even for the Trump Administration this is stupid.
02.03.2026 22:43 β π 2 π 3 π¬ 1 π 0Shitty development for the US service members and the civilians killed so far including 85 little school kids, but hell yeah... 'Murica!β
02.03.2026 22:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We owe the oxygen we breathe to trees and plants and they're locking up the carbon, so sure let's clear the forests and build parking lots and oil wells.
02.03.2026 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I was mildly surprised recently to learn that almost all of the mass in trees comes not from what they extract from the soil, it's from the carbon they extract from the air. Using photosynthesis to rip CO2 apart, then use the carbon to build cellulose and pectin.
02.03.2026 20:52 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I never lived in Texas but I LOVED Ann! She's the one who said that GWB was born on third base and thinks he hit a triple.
02.03.2026 19:53 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Well as Sam the American eagle once said, all animals are naked under their fur. He was APPALLED! Even birds under their feathers...
02.03.2026 19:50 β π 11 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Smidge, just cause the weather is nice doesnβt mean you can get naked in the back yard!
02.03.2026 19:36 β π 108 π 4 π¬ 25 π 0Cool!
02.03.2026 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Notice that his shot off right ear seems no worse for the experience though. Oh sorry, a two cm wound from a .223 according to drunk Ronny Jackson. What a bunch of f'ing BS.
02.03.2026 19:47 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Money would be better spent now on FBI counter-terrorism which they gutted for immigration
02.03.2026 19:32 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
The notion that Democrats must now help Republicans cut a blank check for ICE because Trump started a war with Iran that no one asked for is as cynical & absurd as it gets.
Democrats want to protect America's national security AND protect Americans from an out-of-control DHS.
"Nothing to kill or die for, no religion too"
-Imagine, John Lennon
Fuck their worthless prayers and religions.
Iran was mostly abiding by the nuclear deal too until Trump trashed it with the lie that Obama sent them pallet loads of US taxpayer money when it was actually Iran's own accounts that were unfrozen as part of the deal.
02.03.2026 18:26 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
If I cannot get a peace prize, I will instead wage war!
- Donald Trump
"If I cannot inspire love, I will cause fear!"
- Mary Shelley's Frankenstein
He's now a war criminal. He can and should be recalled to active service and court martialed by the next administration before turning him over to The Hague to be tried for war crimes. Do traitor Mike Flynn too while they're at it.
02.03.2026 17:44 β π 8 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0a smiling Hegseth shakes hands and chuckles following a White House event on same day the military announced the 4th death of a US soldier fighting Iran
02.03.2026 17:34 β π 1193 π 357 π¬ 164 π 42"Do you not know that in the service, we must always choose the lesser of two weevils?"π
02.03.2026 17:38 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Trump just held a press conference about war with Iran, and spent much of it talking about drapes and his ballroom. I guess those are the drapes of wrath???
02.03.2026 17:30 β π 1339 π 178 π¬ 73 π 10
"I remember the first time I met him, I'll never forget it. He looked across the table, straight at me and said "Aubrey... may I trouble you for the salt?"
- Captain Jack Aubrey
"Master and Commander- The Far Side of the World"
He was larger than life though!
02.03.2026 15:27 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Lord Nelson was 5ft 6in. His statue is 17ft 4in.
Thatβs Horatio of 3:1.
βAll war is a symptom of man's failure as a thinking animal.β
βJohn Steinbeck
He's going to be out of a job before long and back to being a loud mouthed drunk fake news host. A fatwa will certainly be put out on him. Enjoy looking over your shoulder for the rest of your life. Ask Salman Rushdie what that's like.
02.03.2026 14:28 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
SecDef RePete Failure is feeling pretty safe in a world of strategic decapitation. And we all know why.
Too incompetent to target is a hell of an epitaph for a Terminal Major.
They don't have to maintain it if they're just after the plutonium to put into a dirty bomb.
02.03.2026 13:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
How it's going so far...
www.theguardian.com/us
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