britney beers

trying to motivate myself to get back into the gym and stuff but i just can’t. my brain isn’t having it.

i’ve been signed off from work for a few weeks with mental health. last time this happened, i had ralphy to get me up and out the house and now i don’t have him, im likely not going to leave my bed for the next two weeks.

huge shout out tae the fella at the top of buchanan street absolutely shredding it on an electric guitar. genuinely had tae stop for five minutes, class man

absolutely brutal, i still feel like i could sleep another 12 hours

anyone else feel like they’re still trying tae get over that heat from the weekend? the amount i just slept there was obscene

trying tae go about my daily business but there’s too many film/set folk in my local coffee shop and they keep dragging props about my designated vape area and i’m very stressed, pls help me glen powell

if tierney even THINKS about getting injured the day, am gonnae go tonto

o negative blood and no allowed to donate cause i’m on a waiting list for surgery that i’ve been on since november 2023. phoned the other day and they’re only at march 2022 so it’s unlikely a can donate anytime soon which is PISH

always said she never allowed anyone in her house but always had me in for a wee cup ae tea and a gossip. for a wuman who couldn’t walk far and didn’t leave the house often, she somehow had the best fuckin gossip in town. gonnae miss her a lot.

ma wee neighbour that i had when i stayed in whitburn passed away on friday. 88 year auld, independent tae the last few weeks and a know she was a good age but am still fucking gutted. one ae the funniest folk i’ve ever met, used tae rip me to shreds all the time.

3 weeks on a waiting list for a surgery in real life but in house, they go to the patient’s houses to see what caused their illness.

have just applied tae join the women’s network at ma work and i’m ready tae EDUCATE THE MASSES.

WHO DID THIS

porridge pot exploded in my bag last year. have genuinely hoovered my bag out about 15 times and my work laptops are still constantly covered in oats.

i just want to clarify that this same person was disgusted at the thought ae mac and cheese so i’d probably recommend no trying it hahahahahha

btw this just reminded me, sean’s step granda is fae yorkshire and he puts cheese on top of his christmas cake. thanks for listening x

it’s new flat day for me today and i am STRESSED

this is so much like ‘and they were roommates’

in edinburgh and passed somebody on george street who said ‘and she slept with her ozempic nurse’ and i really wish i could have stopped here tae hear what happened

hahahahahhahahahhaha never forget

pouring one out (disrespectfully, it's flavoured volvic) for a guy we used to play FFXIV with who posted a video of some electrical tech stuff and said "women just wouldn't get this" and @caitrz.bsky.social, a nuclear engineer, destroyed him.

sean and i are looking for somewhere to rent together and in order tae even view a property, most letting agents are asking for 3 months of payslips, bank statements and a photo ID? is that normal??? that seems fuckin obscene tae me.

dying of an unknown lurgy so have been sat in my back garden wrapped in a fluffy blanket to sweat this demon virus out of my body

SO WRONG

it’s on the cards

E X A C T L Y

break up on the cards cause sean told me comfortably numb by the scissor sisters is one ae the worst covers he’s ever heard

Pitiful, disgusting country, full of pitiful cattle happily pushing open the gate to the slaughterhouse.

truly wish people realised that it is not trans women you’re threatened by, IT IS CIS MEN.

truly thinking of the trans community today. what an absolutely fuckin horrendous ruling this is.