“I wanna bio hack with you so we can live forever together” - @mayyybemel.bsky.social
01.06.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0“I wanna bio hack with you so we can live forever together” - @mayyybemel.bsky.social
01.06.2025 03:21 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0The difference between Chappell and Sabrina is… one of them gets waxed. And I’ll leave figuring out which one up to you
26.03.2025 03:22 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Sorry I didn’t text back, I was busy with my travel constipation finally expelling itself post travel
18.03.2025 23:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Diarrhea in the hostel communal bathroom, sorry friends
14.03.2025 15:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I miss you too my baby
12.03.2025 16:17 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0A street corn called desire
11.02.2025 22:39 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0my only critique of Plastic Hearts is that Miley needed to add more cowbell
05.02.2025 06:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I love being a hater with my baby
05.01.2025 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Love that all I did today was scoop my own shit into tubes and AG just kept telling me I was hot
27.12.2024 06:46 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 1Merry Christmas if ya nasty
25.12.2024 15:20 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0Feeding AG nerds clusters like grapes from the vine
20.12.2024 03:03 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0We need one
15.12.2024 05:39 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0AG and I are the definition of light and dark- in the sense that my suitcase got 2lbs lighter and theirs got 10lbs heavier returning from our trip
11.12.2024 22:01 — 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I wonder if Kim So-hyun got rid of her cute lil beauty mark or if they’re just covering it with makeup cause it’s been missing her last couple of dramas. I miss it 🥺
27.11.2024 00:36 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
We makin them kiss
23.11.2024 03:56 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0I finally gave the muscle relaxers my Dr prescribed a real chance and oooof, they do work
20.11.2024 21:27 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0