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“Oh my god, I-“ *spills gasoline onto the floor*

“…have no idea how…” *throws lit blowtorch onto the gasoline*

“…this fire got started!” *takes out flame thrower*

*your home devolves into a flaming heap*

“You know I just happen to run a for-profit fire fighting company on the side”

I don’t recommend reading this because it absolutely made me sob but it is a beautiful piece. (TW: child death.)

Is that a wine cooler in the background?

I wrote my student note about net neutrality in 2009. And here we are. Still.

The DOJ motion has arrived, with a rather grand title:

Government’s Opposed Motion to Ensure That Extrajudicial Statements Do Not Prejudice These Proceedings storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

I've been working on befriending crows by putting nuts out on my deck. One of them put a couple of empty peanut shells on the railing. We do not have unshelled peanuts.

Anyone else going to the Telecommunications Policy Research Conference next week? #AcademicSky

First post! Grad student, tech policy geek, lawyer adjacent. I'm much better at lurking than I am at posting, so here's my dog!