not even head shaped
02.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0not even head shaped
02.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0squeezing past someone on the escalator so I can force my fingers into the small gap between the steps
02.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 20 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0love in deep space is a game about dating men that kill people
02.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
(self representing in court) Yes, I killed him... (jury gasps) is what I would say if I was guilty, which I'm not (jury laughs)
Opposing lawyer: you literally are though??
Judge: don't be mean to him
working on something
01.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 30 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0one of you people did this
01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 47 🔁 6 💬 0 📌 0didn't sign off on this
28.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0just pooped and it was mostly other stuff barely any poo in there
28.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0sitting on the subway looking at my phone and saying under my breath, just loud enough, 'oh my, wow'
28.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0got a discount on my water bill after they cut sewer fees because my shit don't stink
25.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0
watch out! group size determines how many people you can tag as 'bald'.
press A to continue...
fuck you!!!
25.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 10 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0is the union okay?!??
25.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0you just earned my trus
24.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0farting the seinfeld bass riff
24.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 31 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0I don't want to be around anymore
20.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0how do I make it say literally anything else
20.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0'bluesky elder'
19.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 47 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 3Napoleon Bombaclot
19.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 17 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I appreciate the 4 stages of gnome flame decapitation
19.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0millenial with dementia who thinks their grandson is Raymond from Animal Crossing
17.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 20 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0I dont think we can and it's making me want to go away
15.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0shouldnt it be like the Rav7 or 8 by now
15.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0mongo 🙂↔️🙂↔️🙂↔️
12.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0who
11.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0that small strange beast just like me. fr
11.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0