Evil Dervy

(rips off one or two of your fingers)

nice pic where's the log bro

California is where the devil went with his retinue after visiting Moscow

I'm sad because of baseball not going how I'd have liked it to I'm going to rip one or two of my fingers off

I'm sad about this

accidentally clicked the hyperlink that poisons me

The Jonas Brothers playing Can't Be Beat after a tribute to Stand up to Cancer finally settles it,

The Jonas Brothers are pro cancer

I think it was a mistake for the LA Dodgers to put that big glowing weak point that says "bullpen" on their fucked-up kaiju boss body

you must be fun at stand up comedy

hit head hard

around this time, I also had a comic strip where I very blatantly ripped off the art style of Cyanide & Happiness, and fervently refuted this by saying 'my characters wear pants'. sorry Kris Wilson.

when I was 12 I made some Knox's Korner rip-off claymations, it's astounding to see that a concussion I got at that same age seemingly stunted my sense of humour to that of a 12 year old more than 20 years later.

game 7 baby

THANK U GOD FOR THIS POTATO HARVEST

if Mariners win I'm happily on that bandwagon

but I'm not a coach I'm just a guy so I truly do not know

Little is good but it's situational, it's just weird they used Hoffman last night on a big lead when he's been the better leverage pitcher post season

92 & 93!

don't know why they put Little in, would be very Toronto to lose this after such a great series against the Yankees. I'd just like to see the Jays win the world series again before I die thanks

is that Jack Antonoff

you might be able to see rain some other time too

bluesky app

I don't remember where I slept as a child

I hate vitamin c