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Normal Dervy

@dervy.bsky.social

cathedral trespasser sometimes make comic called pleasant town

2,468 Followers  |  253 Following  |  2,175 Posts  |  Joined: 12.04.2023
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not even head shaped

02.03.2026 07:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

squeezing past someone on the escalator so I can force my fingers into the small gap between the steps

02.03.2026 05:24 — 👍 20    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

love in deep space is a game about dating men that kill people

02.03.2026 05:01 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

(self representing in court) Yes, I killed him... (jury gasps) is what I would say if I was guilty, which I'm not (jury laughs)

Opposing lawyer: you literally are though??

Judge: don't be mean to him

02.03.2026 02:08 — 👍 74    🔁 7    💬 1    📌 0
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working on something

01.03.2026 22:55 — 👍 30    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 0
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one of you people did this

01.03.2026 02:10 — 👍 47    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 0

didn't sign off on this

28.02.2026 04:39 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

just pooped and it was mostly other stuff barely any poo in there

28.02.2026 04:07 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

sitting on the subway looking at my phone and saying under my breath, just loud enough, 'oh my, wow'

28.02.2026 04:05 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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got a discount on my water bill after they cut sewer fees because my shit don't stink

25.02.2026 11:44 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

watch out! group size determines how many people you can tag as 'bald'.

press A to continue...

25.02.2026 03:55 — 👍 14    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck you!!!

25.02.2026 03:43 — 👍 10    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

is the union okay?!??

25.02.2026 03:42 — 👍 7    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

you just earned my trus

24.02.2026 20:52 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

farting the seinfeld bass riff

24.02.2026 03:05 — 👍 31    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

I don't want to be around anymore

20.02.2026 21:05 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

how do I make it say literally anything else

20.02.2026 21:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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'bluesky elder'

19.02.2026 21:52 — 👍 47    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 3

Napoleon Bombaclot

19.02.2026 07:56 — 👍 17    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I appreciate the 4 stages of gnome flame decapitation

19.02.2026 03:32 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

millenial with dementia who thinks their grandson is Raymond from Animal Crossing

17.02.2026 04:40 — 👍 20    🔁 2    💬 1    📌 0

I dont think we can and it's making me want to go away

15.02.2026 04:06 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

shouldnt it be like the Rav7 or 8 by now

15.02.2026 02:30 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0

mongo 🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️🙂‍↔️

12.02.2026 01:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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who

11.02.2026 23:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

that small strange beast just like me. fr

11.02.2026 23:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0