astronomically aimless absolbot

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So “soon” may have been a grave overstatement

Will probably do it tonight anyways, as it was (mostly) about tpot 19. Wanted to drop it before tpot 20 but luckily it was a non-competition episode, so most of my thoughts are actually still pretty relevant

she’s so cool aesthetically and her gyms are so well designed but her actual battle is so easy 😭 they did my girl wrong

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gonna make a thread talking about object shows on here soon maybe possibly

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Yip

there's many of us who like your more serious songs just as much as the silly stuff. it's lame that ppl assume you can't make different styles of music or show different sides of yourself

the most important part of life is to never stop making up things in your head that are better than the things that really exist

the first one looks better in the animation, the second one looks better in the still

The love of my life is out there and they need my help with a kakuro puzzle. They don’t even know how to combine clues yet

How I sound telling my friends to get some bitches

Very kind of sturgeon to take time out of its busy day to meet a supporter like this

I think it’s both tbqh. Colby probably wouldn’t be as beloved of a character if he won anyways. Also think he was adorable cheering for Tina’s win at the reunion tbh

Another wolf in Colorado is dead, but wildlife officials haven’t said how yet The cause of death will follow a necropsy by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service. The male from British Columbia and was released in Colorado in January.

Endangered wolves are still being killed in Colorado. On May 31, male wolf 2507 was found dead — the 8th reintroduced wolf to die since 2023.

Just days earlier, CPW killed a yearling from the Copper Creek pack to appease ranchers. Colorado, your wolves deserve better. #ProtectWolves

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Next time a straight man gets sassy with me I’m calling them a queen or a diva

The gameplay is frustrating asf and too limiting in boss battles but I think the game is actually kinda stylish from what I remember. Enjoy the suffering

Do any of my friends have a car with a sunroof so I can do this

If you bitches don’t stop putting the images of trump as a chicken on my timeline I’m gonna resort to biowarfare

Also whichever one of you played rina and pinkpantheress back to back… I know what you are

having a cinderella moment at the gym because the pin was perfectly set where i wanted it on the crunch machine

his dad joke skills steadily improving it seems

peak

the only solution is to get on that pirate ship

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today’s theme song

open.spotify.com/track/0jvoeZ...

i just know production was pissed seeing her draw the purple rock lmaoo

taking up speedcubing. it took me a week to solve a single side but as far as i’m concerned that’s more room for improvement

this is all to say if you followed me and want a follow back and i haven't yet just dm or some ish (unless ur a brand then iccl)

only explanations i have for this are either priv accounts (acceptable but still kind of confusing) or custom domains not displaying in follower lists (no idea how/why this happens)

being gaslit by my follower count... even absolbot can't trust technology anymore. what has this world come to

I’m really only just getting into it but I genuinely love birding as a hobby. The entire goal is to look at the bird. Is there a bird? There is a bird! Look at the bird! If you are very keen you can learn what to call the bird so that you can properly thank it for the joy you feel when you see it. 🪶

not sure if this is an algorithm thing and i’m just yet to find my people, but one thing i miss about twitter is sealposting. are there seal accounts on bluesky

Zero mission is the best metroid game to speedrun so this is a total victory in my eyes