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Meatball Glurb

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If you know me,,,, no you do not! This is a shitpost account, suggestive stuff warning, I don't know

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Psychoanalyse me one more time, I'm close!!!

13.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unlocking my psyche is a puzzle and I'm SO CLOSE to finding one very important piece right now.

13.02.2026 16:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can u think so hard about something specific ur brain hurts

13.02.2026 16:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All my buddies are sad and I'm also not doing great for self-constructed reasons. I'd pay a fortune to haul us all up from the pits

13.02.2026 15:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me hyping myself up the way I would a friend

13.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Re: last post
Somebody fucking sedate me I got the call and response / pattern seeking behaviors of a very really anxious prey animal. It's not that deep urhghhhhh I should go for it

13.02.2026 15:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me when there's a zine submission opportunity so good for me but it's DAUNTING bc it's such a big publication and bc my friend situationship liked their posts which might indicate THEY want to submit work to it so I just.... Will noooot

13.02.2026 15:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reading my posts and I'm realizing I've posted a lot during crashouts. This needs to change. I am silly more often than not if you can believe it

13.02.2026 05:39 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My friends <3

30.01.2026 19:14 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I thought I'll go home and draw and read gay sex but it turns out I'm on a side quest to organize an anarchist zine with a friend about living in the city I grew up in and that is a political minefield

12.02.2026 19:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Love making gay horny art while being asexual because I feel like that's such a specific experience. I am tactically observing you yearners for my drawings

11.02.2026 20:48 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Unfortunately for me, I'm good at the one thing that's under an impossible pay wall for me specifically. That is, being horny. Coaches don't play but damn I'm good at throwing ball

11.02.2026 20:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

everythings transgender game if u game and u trangender

11.02.2026 11:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1558    πŸ” 215    πŸ’¬ 34    πŸ“Œ 7

I love wingmanning people I love being the champion of my friends

11.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Im literally everyone's specialest favoritest naturfag

11.02.2026 18:07 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Being a bigot to queer people and then having your gay sex tape leaked is an insane fumble

11.02.2026 12:02 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My moods rn are gossiper, I want to be wanted as that which I actually am instead of as a fata morgana body, and I Have Ruined My Life. But I'll live.

11.02.2026 12:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

"do you only like him bc he's a socialist"

β€” my friend, to me. To which I say, he's right!

11.02.2026 12:00 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Make a movie out of this it'd be hella camp and one hell of a Karl Marx fanfic

11.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

My life feels like a dumb stupid vaguely voyeuristic show about students from the early 2000s

11.02.2026 11:59 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Image of a blue pen that's shaped vaguely humanoid. It says SCHOOL BASICS on the packaging in bubbly letters

Image of a blue pen that's shaped vaguely humanoid. It says SCHOOL BASICS on the packaging in bubbly letters

Imagine clicker training someone with this

10.02.2026 12:29 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
cards against humanity card: "a doll that pees real pee!"

cards against humanity card: "a doll that pees real pee!"

some of yall

09.02.2026 20:53 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I blood on her thirster til I infinite

09.02.2026 19:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@barbedwirehalo.bsky.social said I'm like furry Karl Marx

09.02.2026 19:08 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Assad Zaman in interview with the vampire is so gorgeous actually

09.02.2026 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The meatball glurb was perchance summoned.

09.02.2026 19:01 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Remember kids, if you abandon your children in working class families and go chase money and capital, I think chances are that they will both turn into politically left leaning adults due to a variety of factors and also not like you that much..... Just saying.....

08.02.2026 10:27 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and my fellow anarchist sibling talking politics at our estranged 5 year old brother's birthday party, surrounded by our father's rich friends is like going deep in enemy territory

08.02.2026 10:26 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

This has failed.

08.02.2026 02:24 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Bothering my friends cus it's 4 am and I'm so bored bc I am awake now what

08.02.2026 02:23 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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