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It has a certain, as the french say, [Tim Allen grunt]

it be my birthday
quarter of a century down

Happy birthday ! we share the same one lol

Title: "Unprepared for a Regrettable Luncheon! (With apologies to Kelly)" In the visual style of famed The Onion cartoonist Stan Kelly, Superintendent Chalmers is having lunch with Principal Skinner, who is menacingly placing a tray of hamburgers and fries upon the table, which greatly upsets Chalmers. Beneath one of the hamburgers is a wrapper bearing the text "Obviously grilled fast food". Chalmers [labelled as "Disappointed guests"]: "B-but... I thought we were having steamed CLAMS!!" Skinner [labelled as "Isometric exercising* odd fellows" - the asterisk refers to a footnote reading "Latest fad"]: "Oh, no, I made STEAMED HAMS™®! ©1996 Skinner family All rights reserved" From within the clouds of smoke billowing from Skinner's kitchen (wherein an American flag can be seen burning) three heavenly beings gaze upon the scene disapprovingly: A pig labelled "Actual hams", Krusty the clown, labelled "Hard-working patent-holders", and a teenaged fry-cook labelled "Ignored sandwich artists". Lady Liberty peeks in the door and sheds a sad tear at this woeful scene. Kelly's obligatory artist cameo has him disgruntledly commenting "Seymour-a bore-e-malice."

Steamed Hams but it's a Kelly comic

(Yup that's right I still make "Steamed Hams but..." memes)
#simpsons #kelly #steamedhams

who up nitrousing they oxide

bad news for nitrous oxide:

i woke up

#nipple_ring_dress Serial Designation V
#murderdrones #V #SerialDesignationV #GlitchProductions #nsfwart #nsfwartist

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Vance, Victor's human boyfriend that looks like Link from Zelda if he was 38 and worked at gamestop, holds Victor up for someone else to see. Victor stands proudly, big stupid hips and legs and all. Dialogue and descriptive text reads: "yeah this is my boyfriend, Victor "He's like one-foot tall, give or take "I got him for like 12 dollars" with an arrow pointing to Victor: (loves being presented like this, proudly) Victor then adds, exasperatedly, "12 bucks for shipping and handling! Can you believe it?!"

Vance sits hunched over at his keyboard. Victor stands on his desk, making that dead-eyed smile of his again. Vance scrutinizes his screen, and muses, "Victor why is my algorithm so ass right now" Victor replies, "i was spiraling yesterday and I used your spotify to listen to taylor swift and undertale remixes for a few hours" "that's cool." Vance replies, "I can melt you on a stove later"

Victor stands on a shelf, preparing to jump. Vance is below, unable to sleep, nearly delirious. "I'm gonna jump off this shelf and if you don't catch me I'll report you to Boyfriend Protective Services for neglect" says Victor. "it's 4 am. Victor" grunts Vance. "jyeaj" affirms Victor. Text below reads, *"jyeaj" - A noise signifying both affirmation and indifference coined by Victor In the next panel, Victor shouts "stilton" as Vance cranes his neck up slightly to glare above himself. In the next panel, Victor lands on Vance's chest, because Victor is a little toy-man he only lands with a soft thud. Vance glares at Victor like the little rat-pest he is, eyes wide with expressionless contempt. Victor stares back, beak slightly open but similarly expressionless. In the last panel, Victor's mouth opens, showing his eerily straight teeth, as he stares out at nothing, his only dialogue being, "*static*"

dumb handsome bastard. grabbing him, gnawing on him, throwing him into the ocean

Various drawings of Victor, a human-sized Toy Bird that looks suspiciously like an openly gay version of Falco Lombardi. He's got black hair, purple and blue "feathers" (he's made of plastic but that's the best way to describe it), a black tank-top, and shiny black pants. His belt has a pause/play button on it because he's a sentient mp3 player. He's also got black heels on as well. In one drawing he's grinning with an absent, head-empty look in his cyan eye, with his ass having the word "JUICY" written on it, along with an aux jack on his upper back. Victor has holes on his chest because he has a speaker because he's a toy. Like a really shitty toy you'd find on temu with a bad, tinny speaker. He's also wearing green earrings even though he doesn't fucking have any ears "Yugioh's 4kids dub was a very formative experience for my identity." he says.

Victor with a wide-legged stance, eyeing the viewer. His clothing is all plastic like he is, with only his hair looking natural. It's all molded to his body, and he kinda looks like a mega man x reploid. He's got his red jacket on again, and he looks ready to party or something.

A better ref of Victor, this time decked out with his bright red jacket. He's got big stupid hips and legs. He's staring at the camera like a dead-eyed animatronic. There's a price tag on him that indicates he's worth five cents. His height is listed as nine inches or seven feet, because he can do that. "Your choice, luv." he says to someone on his left. "you're from massachusetts you're not even british" they reply. "shut tje fuck up, luv" More descriptive text reads: Victor the Boy-Toy AKA - an inorganic entity that actualized itself as a toy of a shitty derivative bird-sona (mouth not moving) "*kzzsch* 'ey mozart why don't you play with MY stupid little fat ass'" (His mouth an face can in-fact move. he just likes to creep people out) When drawing him, make him look pretty, yet slightly "off" (unless he's meant to look sympathetic or flattering) Think of an incomplete, early-cgi model used in some kind of mtv bumer. Omit showing his tongue when his mouth is open. [[Not listed in the picture, but as a final comment: He has teeth. Like, it's just two plastic hooves in his mouth that he grins with, and it looks weird.]]

it's Victor! my bird boy. I cannot stand his plastic ass

Did I do it right

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trans women are allowed to dress like Marshal Zhukov if they so choose

Ayo that's a cool fucking shirt

No bigger evidence that we’ve destroyed the old world order than the fact that we’re leaving it to the French to prosecute perverts.

I always like these little trends they're fun

i figured out a way anarchists and communists can get along but it's secret. pay me $2.99 to find out

If you're choosing to "not see" what's happening to your neighbors right now, I'm gonna call you that. But I'm using a different spelling.

Take me down to the Parallax city where the far moves slow and the near moves quickly

i made a version of wikipedia you can doomscroll
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I'm particularly proud of this piece

(HamJam Sona) That moment when you get transformed into a voluptuous free use doll by a succubus god and get paraded around the beach (we've all been there)

mood: Not Important (the guy from Hatred) smiling and giving the viewer a thumbs up 🙂👍