Muppet enthusiast

I would rather chew off my own foot than not go home and sleep in my own bed no matter how anxious black ice makes me so wish me and my Subaru luck on our journey

Also yes I am on here bc I need to find an outlet for my intense anxiety about driving through the winter storm this weekend. Love being a healthcare worker in times like this 😭😭😭

I legit always have to check the comments to know if it’s ai or not and it’s lowkey embarrassing

The ai interior design images on Pinterest really get my dumbass every time!

(Buying a hot dog at the beach and releasing it into the ocean) Go on little one, you're free now

Big weekend for annoying people, if you ask me

Anyways…I love that Red and Folklore/Evermore are her best albums and continue to have no competition

Like she does not have to be the victim all the time, you guys. Sometimes she makes bad music and does bad things, it’s okay for people to point that out. They aren’t “grasping for straws” about micro aggressions, I promise.

The way white women off all backgrounds worship at the alter of Taylor Swift is truly baffling. And this is coming from someone who has bought every single one of her albums since her debut

a group of women are sitting in a church talking to each other . ALT: a group of women are sitting in a church talking to each other .

The sun being out on my way home

“You can’t afford a permanent place in the south you stupid slut. There won’t be any real estate in a blue area”

You know how people have lake houses or vacation homes? I want that but like a blue state house. Where I can go every once in awhile to feel like a human being deserving of rights and not just a bogeyman statistic to Deep South republicans

Just saw a farmer say, "you don't have to admit you were wrong, you have to admit you were lied to, " and idk that seems like a good framing to call people in

Starting a Parks & Rec rewatch to spend some time with goodhearted public servants

Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.

Opportunities are everywhere.

Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉

Them doing this just before black history month is so vile.

Nazis are bad. I think we should make that clear.

I finally stopped using Amazon a few months ago, and it's been so much easier than I imagined

Please get your influenza boosters/vaccines! I’m tired of seeing y’all’s meemaws and peepaws in my icu bc the flu is doing its best to take them out

Went to Pilates for the first time today and it was so fucking hard but I might become obsessed with it.…until I remember that I def will probs have to pickup more at work to afford it and that is def not worth it during cold and flu season

I’m so serious like how are we bullying corporations into not fucking up the environment more than they already have?!?!?! Bc I need it stop being this cold in Ga asap!!!

Hey! I really don’t like this!!!

The inability to keep my drafts on here really does kill my vibe but it is also a great reminder that I should simply shut up and go to bed so good night, and sleep tight my friends

In the meantime I’m re-watching my entire series box set of Ally McBeal and hemming all my skirts 3inches shorter

a man is touching a woman 's face and she is crying . ALT: a man is touching a woman 's face and she is crying .

Don’t ask me about any tv shows until March when my Wheel of Time lesbians finally return to traumatize me!

TikTok ban should mean I have to relearn how to be normal but unfortunately for yall I think that just means I’ll be annoying on here now instead

I know the cis teens that build chapels are on here too, like let’s wake this shit up please omg

Everyone is on their best behavior over here and it’s v nice but also can yall please be hornier on main?? Or at the very least can a shrimp fry some damn rice or something???

And yes I do hate all the dumbass Georgians who turned Ga back red in HIS LAST YEAR OF LIFE!!