Carol Allison

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You are brilliant!

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Murdering humans in the Caribbean Sea. Risking starvation of tens of millions of Americans. Urging abusive federal agents to use deadly force.

Can Americans agree to never again elect a man who could not care less about human life, except for his own?

They never say this “liquid” bullshit when it comes to tax cuts for the rich or wars or giving money to their friends (in Argentina) etc

See through it

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“If we lose the midterms, if we lose 2028, some in this room are going to prison – myself included." - Steve Bannon

“Imagine if the Democrats took over the House, they’d impeach him (trump).” - Mike Johnson

“My New York friends are officially depressed and scared." - Sean Hannity

💙🤩🥳🩵😍🌊 #bluewave

I MEAN

*Voiceover*
God: "Medammit, I missed!!"

Caption this.
"I really don't care, do you??"
or...
God: "Medammit, I missed!!!"

He was probably standing with his knees locked. Unless, you know, he was smote for his sins.

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Really looking forward to the Speaker of the House claiming to be unaware of the election results.

Snapshot of tonight:
•Mamdani wins NYC Mayor
•CA passes Prop 50 Redistricting
•Maine votes NO on voter ID laws, YES on red flag laws
•VA Dems Sweep statewides & pick up 10+ seats in House
•Cincy reelects Mayor Pureval, beats JD Vance’s brother 78-21

Embrace victory tonight. Get to work tomorrow.❤️✊🏽

Maybe he'd be less of an uptight asshole if he did though.

The American Right is utterly lost. These are people who insist they're smarter than us but pretend to be unable to pronounce the words "Kamala," "Mamdani," or "Democratic Party" (as opposed to the incorrect "Democrat Party"). They invade and bankrupt US cities while giving $40 billion to Argentina.

You are NOT!!!!

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I cannot resist 🤣🤣🤣

PERHAPS
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We are two scary geniuses!

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A (barely) walking id.