kali | monsterfucking era | 🇵🇸

my kingdom for a horse

E | the pitt (tv) | 14.2k
mel/langdon | post canon, drug abuse, bad BDSM etiquette

Langdon drives Mel home after the longest first day in the world

archiveofourown.org/works/66826417

I need to know how Vivian Wilson gets her hair to grow so long and lovely my growth is stuck at my bra line

Reveal Day 10💜
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inappropriate use of devil’s snare
by @shittyknight.bsky.social
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Omegaverse (A/B/O)
Pansy/Neville
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archiveofourown.org/collections/...

I can’t sleep because it’s raining so I wrote 4k of Mel/langdon smut

Give Emily the cats back before the authorities are involved and this tweet is used as evidence against you by law enforcement

The Dark I Know Well by @shittyknight.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/63783796

the 'you can use genAI for summarizing' line weirdly digs under my skin and spike my temper more than any other gift excuse in their repertoire because the internet has been using the art of tl;dr before some of you were even born and it does it better and more accurately than chatGPT ever could

Oh my god, I forgot to cross post this to 🦋

giddyup

E | 4k | ellen/thomas
modern au, boot worship, petwife ellen

archiveofourown.org/works/63576745

Jittery Wasp at Tumblr drew these Panville images. They're so talented!

www.tumblr.com/jittery-wisp

lmfao

Rung vs stair. The depth of the thing you’re putting your foot on, the angle, whether you need to use your hands to get up it or not…vibes?

getting a lunch-break dicking down

my city is so filled w Zionists that they’re accusing the Massachusetts teachers association of being Hamas

I love him with Padma or Lavender

I love Bluna because I feel like they compliment one another—Blaise’s more taciturn nature and Luna who wears her heart on her sleeve. The same with LovePott—they had so much chemistry and they seemed to really understand one another in a way that both Luna and Harry deserve

I missed them 🦋 #reylo #reylonsfw

Panville vibes

corporate DEI was always ~90% wokewashing, though the government versions of it had more teeth. but even it it was a smokescreen, the anti-DEI movement is *also* a smokescreen for bringing back explicit white supremacy

Yes, everyone is correct. They're not advocating for a "strict meritocracy." Affirmative action is over. They're now suing over the very presence of Black people and Latinos in elite education and white collar careers.

They're advocating for resegregation. Call it out every time.

Chapter 18 of The Promise is here!!!

archiveofourown.org/works/588958...

Idk how so many people who know me irl are finding this acct :(

thinking thoughts

Yeah I went on a writing frenzy this morning to try and slough off some of the writers block for the Friedrich/ellen/anna canon compliant fic and ending up w this modern au 🥴😅 enjoy!!

a good brother
E | 4.7k | Friedrich/Ellen
dd:dne, incest, modern au, eating disorder
for: @dreamfyre.bsky.social

archiveofourown.org/works/62422711

sometimes i still think about the bluesky logo lore

Can you read cursive? It's a superpower the National Archives is looking for. The National Archives looking for volunteers with an increasingly rare skill: Reading cursive.

On another note, if you know how to read script the National Archives could use your help transcribing documents because it’s apparently a skill that is going away since we don’t rely on handwriting much in the modern day.

www.usatoday.com/story/news/n...

We need more boys who cum like girls

THANK YOU! I wasn’t sure if my intent regarding Friedrich’s mental state at baseline before Ellen begins to worsen was coming across clearly enough, but you summarized it so well.

just a few bites more