Arne Parrott

Very sweet thank you

I’ve been catching up on Skyjacks: Courier’s Call and I have to say once more that it is a work of genius that @arneparrott.bsky.social can make such a wholesome song into a complete banger.

It has to be incomprehensible to face an enemy who can subconsciously dodge every attack you have because it was molded into them from a time when they had literally nothing else to focus on. I hope there's some alternate timeline where I never bought a PSP; Where the Rathalos is at peace

This is their first time seeing me, but my thousandth time seeing them. I have farmed every single variant of them for their Gems and their tails - I have killed them while drunk, while on drugs, with no sleep, while texting in between attacks, and with every weapon the monster hunter universe has

I feel so bad for the Rathalos in every new Monster Hunter iteration. In their universe, they are among the biggest and baddest predators in the land, so how could they comprehend that in the loneliest and horniest times of my life I hunted them mercilessly with my roommate on my PSP?

They tell the newsboys that the strike is over, and the newsboys (say it with me) beat the shit out of them and run them out of town! One of them gets himself arrested so that he can be nice and safe in jail! Pulitzer and Hearst throw in the towel almost immediately after.

After Pulitzer and Hearst realize they can't possibly stop the boys from bopping their scabs on the regular, they decide to bribe the two guys running the strike with big money and get them to end it. The two of them sell out instantly, and walk into the next union meeting in BRAND NEW SUITS

After they strike, Pulitzer and Hearst hire a bunch of scabs, so the news boys... Beat the shit out of them and tear up their papers. Then they see actual Hearst trying to buy a paper from a scab and they chase both of them through the streets screaming at them.

Been reading about the Newsboy strike of 1899 and it's kind of crazy how these kids basically one upped Pulitzer and Hearst by being willing to be violent

Can't go anywhere bad

Watching you tick up counters on your wall of tokens with zero evasion is torture please play a Hoof please play Finale please do anything

Commander players I am begging you if you take a 20 minute turn and it doesn't involve an attempt to kill everybody you need to play better cards

Was talking to a friend recently about some issues she's been having with her girlfriend and she waved her hand at me dismissively and said "there's a partial eclipse or some shit coming soon so that should take care of it. Don't worry about it."

You know what they say: if it ain't Baja, don't Blast it! (I'm getting tbell for the second day in a row)

Just realised that "Gene Hackman" is the exact name that Hideo Kojima would give a biochemist

This device has every book and song ever written, mostly for free.

Wow! What do you use it for?

Unwinnable fights with strangers about things I cannot control.

The first Senators to actually do anything about the Trump admin

ArneParrott@gmail.com!! Hero!!

I did not!! Basically looking for pictures of the Heat and Weight chapter if that's a possibility!!

Currently on the road away from my books! Does anyone have TJ and Dave's "Improv at the Speed of Life" who can zap me a few pages?

Gigging

Ricken top 5 funniest character of all time

I am only 6 episodes in so fully aware this may pull a Barry and get really dark really fast

Just starting Severance and I will say I think the biggest failure in the discourse about this show is that I had no idea it was going to be SO FUNNY. I didn't watch it for years because I kept hearing it was creepy, suspenseful, and upsetting and it's kinda those things, but it's mostly just comedy

I have never used TikTok a day in my life and I hope to GOD I never do but I would infinitely rather refuse to use the app then not have the option in the first place!! This whole thing feels very "how can we sell your data if they already have your data" to me

a litterbox that stops working when the Wi-Fi goes down

Same New Years resolution as always: Work on my retirement plan! (continue to ingratiate myself with my wealthy widowed neighbor in a desperate attempt to get into her will.)

Sat in a doctor's office for a bunch of extra time because of insurance shenanigans but my lab tech was a socialist from Ecuador and I will say he was wonderful company for being perplexed by and angry with the system!

Gotta wonder what percentage of YouTube Music's clicks come from people who were just trying to go to YouTube and as a follow up: is that their entire business model?

Gosh this has to be so fun to do