A chubby orange tomato frog squats amidst coco fiber. She has two black stripes down her sides.

i love hearing my daughter croak… and yes… she’s trans

‘Common Side Effects’ And The Race To Save Invisible Fungi A “mycology thriller” imagines a hidden healing mushroom. In real life, scientists are searching far and wide to map the world’s unseen fungi.

The new animated series “Common Side Effects” is a mycology thriller—a fictional story about a rogue mushroom researcher who finds a ‘shroom that can heal any injury or disease.

In real life, scientists are searching far and wide to map the world’s unseen fungi.

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Gosh, I remember when we had an actual president instead of a loudmouth bully who won't take responsibility for his actions.

i just cannot get over how much the administration’s response to the crash shows a profound disrespect for the lives of the people they are supposed to serve

remember stuff like this when they tell you that diversity means a lowering of standards

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

Scar, but his clothes are pink! Stands still yet looks on the right (his left). Watercolor drawing

I pulled out a watercolor for the first time in a long time and decided to draw Scar so...
now you have Scar in pink clothes
#arcane #scar #scararcane #watercolor #watercolorillustration #fanart #illustration

Everybody check on your group chats. It’s rough out here.

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

i wrote this poem in college 2 years ago. you may have seen the video but here’s the typed version. i hope ya like it.

Hi! Quick note: The Onion accidentally posted a stock photo from a vendor with an AI generated image in it. We pulled the post down once we found that out. Our commitment to not using AI is very real. It's in the union contract to disclose it if we ever do. World is a slop minefield and we're sorry.

i’m so tired but i’ve got obligations 😩

i really think trans people deserve one free act of violence per year. haha. for legal reasons this is a joke

a light up raccoon, a living cat, and a bear with a small head

hanging with the boys

Tom Holland knows when he will retire from acting

“When I have kids, you will not see me in movies anymore. Golf and dad ... I will just disappear off the face of the Earth”

(via Men's Health)

spotify wrapped 916 BC you listened to that one guy with a lyre in the marketplace 403 times. honestly he's pretty weirded out. don't you have barley to thresh

Jonathan the Tortoise looking noble and handsome

A side-by-side photo comparison 1) b&w pic of Jonathan in 1886 with some colonialist looking dude and 2) Jonathan in modern times in glorious color

Jonathan looking nice

Jonathan on a lawn, sounding his barbaric yawp across the lawntop

HAPPY BIRTHDAY (Observed) TO MY MAN JONATHAN THE TORTOISE BELIEVED TO BE 192 TODAY #ANTSAT

Hundreds of delicate gray Mycena semivestipes mushrooms grow up the side of a mossy log under gray winter skies

Here are some nice mushrooms

transmasculine mobsters running birmingham in the 1920s…. call that peaky binders

Can we stop making live action remakes of everything and start making muppet remakes of every film and musical

Can you imagine how crazy the streets got when Ray Charles dropped “Hit the Road, Jack.”

A restored Notre Dame cathedral is unveiled days before its official reopening Notre Dame Cathedral has been closed to the public since a fire damaged the landmark in April 2019.

Notre Dame Cathedral has been closed to the public since a fire damaged the landmark in April 2019.

if u hate chappell roan ur a loser

I asked my spouse if he wanted to see the Wicked movie and he said “there’s a Wicked movie?” can you even fathom being that offline

A personal favorite. The older I get, the more poignant it becomes...

My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.

Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.

Poem by Joseph Fasano

12yo: That’s the guy from the Minecraft movie trailer.
Me: Did you just refer to Jason Momoa as “the guy from the MINECRAFT movie??”
12yo: Yes?
Me: I have to get you some culture.