Blaublau the Piggy Gamer~

Ooooink~ man~ Haven't been super active lately~ But seems like I've been streaming anyway somehow~? Weiiiird~

Mmmmng oink~ Oh that's right~ Totally forgot I'm into that~

But we would never wanna be transformed into something else right~? The allure being m-molded into someone else's ideal form t-totally wouldn't excite a gamer like us~ ...right?

Oooink~ You must have though~ It says Blaublau right there~

Of course~ Oink~ You're right~

Oooooink~ Me either~

Right right~ Rubber animal clones~ Imagine that oink~

Yeah~ wonder what that's like~? Oink~

Of course~ Ooooink~ O-obviously mmmmng *snerrrt*

Ooooink~ Right~ I'm Blaublau obviously~

Belli......I don't know why I said that oink~

Oh man, the idea of being a clone of somebody, only knowing that I'm them, but not remembering enough to deny it whenever somebody tells me "Oh yeah, they were like this", is actually super hot~ *Not that I would know~ I'm Blaublau after all~

Oh right~ *snort* ....Uh, what were the ideas we had again~?

No I-Blaublau is airheaded, I am Blaublau~ Ooooooink~ What were we talking about~~?

I don't know~ I thi-mmmg~ ...I mean~ You're Blaublau, and I'm Blaublau, so obviously I think the same~ Oink oink~

Don't miss out~ Oink~

Why you-*quiver~* Yeah~ Gotta give the chathogs their dose of piggy gamer oink~

*Snrt* "Forward" about you rubbing my nulge~? Get back to it already~ And I'm Blaublau so by definition everything I do is what Blaublau would do oink~

*Snnnnnrt~* Ooooiiiiink~ *You feel it throb in response*

Oooooink~ *Snnrt* mmmmng~

Oinkoink~ Okaaaaay~ We should collab sometime~ Or would that be too confusing for the chathogs~?

Oooink~ Blaublau did it first~ And I'm Blaublau soooooo~ Oink~

Art of a blue gamer pig pooltoy by @playgoat.bsky.social

Oink~ Alright chathogs~ Gamer piggy Blaublau found a way to double their stream time~ Be grateful~ (Art by @playgoat.bsky.social )

Oink~ R-right~ We're confident~ piggy gamer~ pooltoy~ Mmmmngsnrt~

Ooooooink~ *Eyes rolling back, taking it all in~* I'm Blaublau~! Just like you~ just like ME~! Oink oink~!

I...*snort*.... I'm faaaabulous~~ *Teetering on the spot, taking in whatever you tell them~*

I~ I~ Okay Blaublau~ Confident... toy~~ *Leaning into your rubbing, admiring their new hooves*

B-b-b-blue!? What are y-hey!? I can talk again!

Belli!? O//////O

Bellllliiiiiii~! ToT