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hey guys. its me. the muscular bald man who is aggressively groping the big booby anime girl in many hentai images. my hobbies include fucking anime women, fucking anime women who are crying, and fucking anime woman on a crowded train

lrt HJAHAAAUHAHAHAHUAHUA UAH AH HAHAH AH UHAH AHS HAUH AH AUH AH AH . oh my god. the world is so beautiful because i could never in a million years come up with "ai coder guy who dunks his phone in the pool." but this guy like actually exists and he "codes" for this gay ass website

a collage of these three tweets https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzrkcsk3xc24 https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzsgnvof4c2n https://bsky.app/profile/why.bsky.team/post/3lzubxv6q722o

i for one am shocked that the "i go in the pool to cool down, why can't my phone?" guy is bad at programming and offloading his job to the anthropic api

made sure to follow that idiot bluesky prompt engineer, bc based on the feedback theyve gotten today im going to assume that locked accounts are dropping by the end of the week.

YouTube video by derpvonderp CRYSIS FROG SPACE ADVENTURES

not a day goes by where im not thinking about crysis frog space adventures www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qc6A...

i think about this every time i throw a frog at a truck, killing it

just cancelled my dentist appointment so i can buy more candy

does anyone want to invite me to their dumb ass discord gamer server so i can join and talk about myself and leave when i dont get attention. unfortunately im sober so i wont be as funny as i used to be

Your So Funny

now that im remembering the hell that was starbucks, 2 years ago during native heritage month they put the symbol for the AVATAR TLA WATER TRIBE on their poster

like.. .HAHUAUAUGAGHASHGASMHAHMANHM

my bar for "rude" was really fucking low too LOLLL. like if i heard someone click their tongue while ordering i would immediately dump out their shots and decaf them. like every time. LOLL

now that im a year and a half out of starbucks i will fully admit that that i would make peoples drinks wrong on purpose if they were rude. or if someone said "im in a rush" i would make their shit slow as fuckkkk HAHAHA.

i legit forget i know how to draw every day

shes remarkably easy to draw . why do i pay these foolish artists for "commissions" when i myself have a pencil of my own... i hope others dont discover this life hack lest the furry art economy collapses

avian fursona that likes boobs and vore.. youre like the blade of the furry fandom

BlueSky Engineer Why @why.bsky.team: Oh interesting, people who don't know how to build software are getting mad at my post about building software. Cute. Let me be clear, over the next year, the job of software engineer will shift dramatically to no longer have typing syntax into an editor as its primary time sink. 11:45 AM • Mar 4, 2026 • Everybody can reply

He’s taking it SUPER well, too.

Why ‪@why.bsky.team‬ Until December of last year I was using LLMs as fancy autocomplete for coding. It was nice for scaffolding out boilerplate, or giving me a gut check on some things, or banging out some boring routine stuff. In the past two months Claude has written about 99% of my code. Things are changing. Fast

in case you ever wondered why bsky breaks all the fuckin time and is increasingly a pile of jank

bsky.app/profile/why....

call me insane but i genuinely love talking to insane weirdos in online games. yes i will have an argument about US taxes with a rude stranger for 10 minutes. why? idk. bored.

my friends often send me images and go like "i saw this and thought of you" and the image is a screenshot of a news article titled "WOMAN WITH LARGEST BREASTS IN THE WORLD DIES OF VAPE OVERDOSE"

yiri at a nude beach. she is holding a fan up to her face and is sitting under the shade of a palm tree. shes got one leg up on like, the table or whatever. also shes sipping on some kind of soda or whiteclaw type thing. with a straw. oh yeah also shes naked with her pussy and boob's out also.

when did the cold war end? SUMMERTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!! ☀️☀️🍻🌴😎☀️☀️

in-stream yiri by @glacierclear.bsky.social !! YAYYY

shes remarkably easy to draw . why do i pay these foolish artists for "commissions" when i myself have a pencil of my own... i hope others dont discover this life hack lest the furry art economy collapses

i really want a gross chesee burger

every kid is obsessed with this "Amazing Digital Camera" bullshit nowadays. back in my day we had taste . like charlie bit my unicorn . or salad thinker

isnt this the zombie guy who had a simon-says inspired levitating kung fu fight with a necromancer

as soon as bsky has fleshed out its Manually Labeling People As Rude department they should hopefully have enough man power to add unimportant shit like uhm, functioning soft blocking, muting RTs, and locked accounts.

HASHHHSAA AHAHAAAA FGADA

with some bio like "Linux user, PC gamer, 18+. I don't like small talk; I prefer deep conversations with meaning." then some post about how they are mad at some SQL security overrride in their SSO

despite how much i complain about "big boobs audience" they usually have the funniest replies to my Jokes

meanwhile if you start making jokes about like, tf or vore, youll have someone with an avian fursona reply with perfect spelling and grammar going like "Erm.. this doesn't make any sense."

years ago Morgan Murrlock released "SUPERSIZE ME WITH VORE"

years later internet sleuths found that he did not disclose that he lived as a prey for years before the challenge, explaining his alarming health issues.

many chains discontinued their foie gras inspired vore combo meals in response.

thank you i love fucking trans gender men