milk

i really want a gross chesee burger

every kid is obsessed with this "Amazing Digital Camera" bullshit nowadays. back in my day we had taste . like charlie bit my unicorn . or salad thinker

isnt this the zombie guy who had a simon-says inspired levitating kung fu fight with a necromancer

as soon as bsky has fleshed out its Manually Labeling People As Rude department they should hopefully have enough man power to add unimportant shit like uhm, functioning soft blocking, muting RTs, and locked accounts.

HASHHHSAA AHAHAAAA FGADA

with some bio like "Linux user, PC gamer, 18+. I don't like small talk; I prefer deep conversations with meaning." then some post about how they are mad at some SQL security overrride in their SSO

despite how much i complain about "big boobs audience" they usually have the funniest replies to my Jokes

meanwhile if you start making jokes about like, tf or vore, youll have someone with an avian fursona reply with perfect spelling and grammar going like "Erm.. this doesn't make any sense."

years ago Morgan Murrlock released "SUPERSIZE ME WITH VORE"

years later internet sleuths found that he did not disclose that he lived as a prey for years before the challenge, explaining his alarming health issues.

many chains discontinued their foie gras inspired vore combo meals in response.

thank you i love fucking trans gender men

theres always some picrew trying to theysplain a children's cartoon to me

i should commission fatfur art again but its been so long... like what i forget what to ask for *realizing that commissioning fat art is just like riding a bike* ohhhh haha. my character fat as hell eating a hamburger with no tomato on it. how could i forget .

you can really tell who has actually smoked weed based on how good and funny their weed-related jokes are.

for example anyone who likes dracula flow takes a 5mg gummy and goes "fuckkk i cant even think mannn im so high."

real smokers are too busy sucking dick to make these blasé jokes

i know i always complain about unsolicited weaboos saying gay shit i dont care about.. but if youre out there and have a FULL track list for ninja slayer (NOT JUST THE OPs / EDs!!!) PLEAASEEEE PLEASEEEEE let me know PLEAAASESEEEEE

YouTube video by Dal Debo ニンジャスレイヤー - Watch Ninja Slayer From Animation Episode 3 online

for like 10 years ive been trying to find the fucking song from the ninja slayer OST that plays at 4:10 in episode 3 when punk ninja 'SUICIDE' (yes thats his name) is introduced. youtu.be/pTkd1iLwPDg

literally ive been trawling through dvd rips and untranslated uploads for YEARS. BUT NO LUCK!!!

lolll like what nintendo thought people had 3 hands? to play mario's 64? what a bunch of fools they should have stuck with hanafuda cards

i really think the nintendo 64 was the gayest game console ever made and nothing innovative or fun was made for it

fuck, I’m sorry, I can’t compete with this

im glad goodreads has this real quote from charles barkley

he was so fucking cool

Resident evil new girl

Tgirls outside the gay bar don’t even ask you for cigarettes anymore. They just look at you like this.

humans were not meant to SSO into things

"furry porn" is beneath me. call me when youre willing to offer an engaging, mature, adult experience. a visual image of high import

i dont commission "furry porn." i commission "erotic furry experiences"

everyone loves yiris roller coaster boobs

a painting of a man lifting a sylveon by the armpits

Long, firm, tubular body, DEEP blue eyes, really wonderful expression. he is so calm, confident, really in charge here. Big, bouncy ears, perfectly set, a slender, whippy tail, and of course, those smooth, vibrant ribbons. Best in show.

art by @POODLEWOOL ;)

SHE JUST CAN'T CATCH A BREAK!!!

Handmade pillows of the two henchmen from the 101 Dalmatians movie, crafted by an older family member to satisfy a deranged child who had memorized the entire 101 Dalmatians kid's book before she could even read. (I wanted plush toys of the villains to menace my cute plush toy puppies and those just didn't exist, for some mysterious reason...)

Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.

Threads #threads

protogen or a avali or mayhaps something else affordable from the vgen store