miles!! 😽

I didn't metamorphose. I sat my white ass down and molted

the marksman
#REBHfun #ResidentEvil #ChrisRedfield #sketch

i say i opened my eyes so no one can misunderstand me. i opened my eyes to iron lung a couple weeks ago, for example! i love opening my eyes to things!

🧌 <- this? that is not me!

i never say that. i don't want people to think i am weird.

Buddhists be like fuck my stupid chud lives

you didn't say that before. wow. thanks for letting me know.

i don't know who arthur is. i have never "watched" anyone. i don't like "watching" people. i would never do that. i think that is called stalking. i would never do that!

who? i don't know what that means. my name is miles.

um, research harder? i found it already... why would someone come on here just to lie? that seems stupid.

Hey I noticed you used the term "leaper" and that's kind of an outdated term that's offensive could you call yourself an ump (underwater mech pilot) instead?

fall out boy if they were awesome: where is your boy tonight i hope he is a lesbian

If you love a girl give her 1 Pound Copper Bar Ingot Paperweight - .999 Pure Copper Bar Bullion Chemistry Element Design with Certificate of Authenticity by Unique Metals

happy wednesday, have a very quick sketch
#ResidentEvil #RE5 #AlbertWesker #ChrisRedfield #chrisker #sketch

Marshy
#blueskymonday #photography #water #marsh #nature #blue

me: can someone take me to the hospital i just got hit by a tandem bike

my white friend: it do be like that sometimes

my gregorian friend: it jubilate deo

my surfer friend: it's tubular today yo

my ABA handler: *snaps* Hey. Calm. Let's sing Bear Necessities?

me: look for the bear necessities

hi!! :D

normalest reaction to tally ever (the rest of this will never see the light of day sorry i was freaking the fuck Out)

hello bluesky clikkies i have a few more vids from the show i can share + more i haven't yet transferred (incl this one in hopefully better quality??)

i never use this app sorry for underestimating and summonkng the bluesky clikkies hello everyone

are twenty one pilots fans even bluskyers these days

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say charlie kirk died from a grand piano falling on his head and his mouth turned into piano keys and then a flower pot fell on his dick and it honked like a bike horn. don’t say stuff like that

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typical conversation between the two of them lbr
#REBHfun #ResidentEvil #RE6 #JakeMuller #piersnivans #SherryBirkin #fanart #sketch

listening to my buddies say "oh, baby" over and over again on call is one of the scariest things i've ever experienced

hey...

Nobody is even willing to give you some time to blow the man down these days. Because of hustle culture

lake baikal should be near my house

Firin' the captain's cannonballs at her window until.she says my outfit looks good today

Ich liebe lesbians!