Tully Summers

Goddammit he finally disappointed me fuck shit I hate this

I reread slaughterhouse and cat's cradle this summer for the first time in probably twenty years and they both hit me like a truck. I had others on deck from the library but our branch shut down with HVAC problems and trapped my books inside

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Almost every human for most of history: man this farming shit sucks, I've really gotta figure out a way to stop doing this

Dumbass homestead cosplayer living in a big city: We're just so disconnected from our roots, we need to return to the land

there was a competitive brand of baseball that prioritized fun and fan experience it was called the minor leagues and it was eviscerated to save a dollar

I think it's cool how many of these guys don't seem willing to learn one single real thing about Rome

Back in my day, philosophy was something you studied if you were a really smart but annoying sex pervert. The machines are taking these guys' jobs

Y'all should go to prison for this

He's looking off into the distance, dreaming of a bathroom with 400 urinals

I'm seeing double here, four Toppers!

"The government calls it a 'public pool,' but a more alarmist name would be 'THE DROWNATORIUM'"

Checking in from Philadelphia, a city where, according to anyone representing the suburbs, you get murdered the second you enter the city limits

Dude I had a friend think she'd gotten ghosted after a couple of dates, only to find like a week later that he'd left his phone in her car and couldn't contact her. She took it back to him and now they've been dating for like 9 months!

Hope you get the same kind of romcom-ass outcome

Craigslist used to be super good for finding used bullshit up here, and since it's all gone to marketplace everything is harder to find and likely to be some kind of scam

Especially if you're dedicated to trying to help the fewest people possible because you're convinced that's what suburban Republicans, who are your target audience for everything you do, want

I love when the general will is expressed in the form of a 1.5% election victory where nobody even gets a majority of the votes

People can't afford as much jean as they used to so they removed some from the top

i'll never stop laughing about this ever

This is some vile and scary stuff, sure, but it's also really really funny when a guy has that particular southern accent that makes him sound super duper gay

You gotta have the World's Most Purple Mouth

Yeah maybe if they agreed to another ceasefire after agreeing to all the other ones Israel will stop genociding everyone. Hasn't worked before but maybe this time!

They're so fucking precious with their prospects and I don't understand it. The main guys are old and aren't gonna be this good for long!

I will testify that he was with me the entire time

Oh wow that's convenient

lmao why does anyone still talk to him? They all end up looking absolutely insane because, unlike every other journalist on earth, he asks follow-up questions and they get super angry

It's really really hard to balance not making your son a dead-eyed psychopath and not making your son the world's most annoying little wiener, and I think someone should do something about that

Do not ride the motorcycle Jesse

Jesse do not buy a motorcycle under any circumstances

You're seriously underestimating how much kids still love baseball. At my kid's school and on his little league teams, there are *so many* kids absolutely obsessed with baseball, and now they can watch a lot more of it than we were able to at their age

I love to crash my Mercedes into a bunch of kids waiting for the school bus because I am watching a coworker tepidly present the world's most boring powerpoint