elise

they should make a Shower Rack that doesn’t so Elbows (first thought after hitting elbow on shower rack)

sock, the “condom of the foot,”

you’ve never been in a dick-free space. you’ve been in every space you’ve ever been in

If i were you I wouldn’t say transphobic shit 🤷🏻‍♀️

Marjorie: The Greenening

i’m going into battle

pool

had a dream that I opened a packet of organic chewing gum and it smelled like rotting squid meat

so then I read the ingredients: Rot, Squid Meat, Organic Cane Sugar

so then I read the label: Rotten Squid Meat Chewing Gum (all-natural!)

going onto the dark web (turning on incognito mode)

Surf's Up - Remastered 2009 The Beach Boys · Surf's Up · Song · 1971

2:53 - end: some of the greatest music I’ve ever heard. Rest gently, Brian Wilson.

For Bass, it seemed, the problem was not that the LAPD was violently policing those protesting ICE raids; the problem was Trump's calling in the national guard to do the same thing. By this logic, the ICE raids, conducted with the support of myriad federal agencies, are a terrifying abuse of power that police should not collaborate in—but it's fine for them to collaborate by keeping protestors and witnesses away. The upside-down thinking goes even further: It's wrong for the National Guard to put down protests against the will of the governor and city officials, but it's fine for state and local law enforcement to do it, so long as state and local officials want them to. The line of reasoning is maddening, seemingly designed to scramble and demobilize support for the people of Los Angeles. Accept the terms of the debate, and you end up in a bizarre argument about how much violence from which armed agents of the law is acceptable.

I wrote about Los Angeles and violence.
newrepublic.com/article/1963...

your favorite top’s favorite top 🤭

Hill opinion headline: Trump and Musk fell out because Trump just doesn’t get principled people

i found it: the worst take

guy 1: [says something emphatically]
guy 2: [repeats it back to him verbatim]
guy 1: “couldn’t have said it better myself.”

VIVA LA REVOLUCIÓN

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this is a matter of life and death

oh god, how did you find out my deadname?!

no

she 😡

Big Bird is a doll

Big Bird is a doll

and when trans women argue, the resulting paradox tears at the fabric of the spacetime continuum

these feel like Jane remover lyrics

will powers is a eugenicist

perhaps a new profession entirely

“the story of youth gender medicine … who it was meant to help” uhhhhhh trans kids. the answer is trans kids. the youth in need of gender medicine

yes but I’m sick :(

for office — #1 worst way to run, hands down

aground, ragged, in circles — all serious contenders for the top five