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Haley M.

@essequamhaley.bsky.social

My outtie likes national parks, reading, bouldering, gardening, and camping. My innie likes lord of the rings, more reading, crosswords, white noise, heating pads, and warm lamp lighting.

21 Followers  |  12 Following  |  33 Posts  |  Joined: 19.01.2025  |  1.6304

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in these dark days, it is important to remember jd vance fucked a couch

15.09.2025 18:53 β€” πŸ‘ 151    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 2

I can’t keep doing this. (work)

18.03.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This episode of Severance had me trembling the entire time. So much anxiety.

14.03.2025 05:47 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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If this was twitter and I was me from 5 years ago, I’d tell all of you how I just got done shaving my coochie and I fucked up the landing strip so now she’s just bald.

03.03.2025 02:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I definitely watched this whole this and fa sho laughed the entire time!

What sound does this make when you bounce it? Lol

02.03.2025 04:59 β€” πŸ‘ 55    πŸ” 16    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 8

I just love the sound of screeching tires doing donuts in the church parking lot next door on a clear, cool night.

02.03.2025 08:20 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Reason #1 for hating community college: the white men in my class think that I actually want to have a discussion with them (especially about race???)

25.02.2025 06:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I did take some inspiration from someone else’s collage but now I can’t find that one.

21.02.2025 15:05 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I’m having a Severance birthday party this year. These are the invitations I made using Pinterest’s collage feature.

21.02.2025 15:04 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1
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Got this badass shirt at the antique faire. Thanks, Kim, whoever you are.

21.02.2025 00:30 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I appreciate antibiotics for what they are, but holy fuck they make me feel like shit.

15.02.2025 07:36 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey, I’m really fucking fed up :-)

12.02.2025 23:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I can’t wait to be in a garden again

12.02.2025 05:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

But they don’t wear these shits where EYEM from

12.02.2025 04:39 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I want my kidney removed

11.02.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t watch the superbowl but I am tempted to wear my eagles jersey tmrw at work lol

10.02.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m about to tear this antique fair up boy

09.02.2025 19:03 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I made this Pinterest collage of things that feel like β€œme”

09.02.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah she’s a billionaire lol

08.02.2025 17:38 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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05.02.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 379    πŸ” 110    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 1

Not getting invited to things makes you feel like a stupid little kid

02.02.2025 05:51 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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I finished my homework for the week! Can’t wait to start back over tomorrow!

02.02.2025 05:43 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Omg thank you!!

30.01.2025 03:31 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Piranesi by Susanna Clarke. It’s a book I recommend to anybody, and the less you know about it the better it is. It’s a beautiful piece of art that leaves you reflecting inward at the end. Also, I have a tattoo of the book cover!

29.01.2025 23:57 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Mistborn is so good and I’m in awe of Brandon Sanderson’s writing #booksky

28.01.2025 06:59 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Thinking about my dad being scared and alone is crushing my entire soul

28.01.2025 03:06 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It’s gut wrenching when you can feel the pain your parents’ felt in the songs they liked to belt in the car. Currently feeling heartbroken over Can’t You See by The Marshall Tucker Band thinking of my dad.

28.01.2025 02:37 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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The snow is coming down beautifully in Twain Harte, California.

26.01.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
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Owl momma with her baby owl πŸ₯Ή

25.01.2025 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 17635    πŸ” 1575    πŸ’¬ 253    πŸ“Œ 127
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My Fantasy collection that has been closed for almost two months reopens this Sunday at 4pm EST! *heel kicks*

www.abjglassworks.com/category/fantasy-inspired

24.01.2025 22:44 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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